Finding the right one  
Like everyone else here, I signed up looking for a date, a mate, or something in between. And like evryone else, I set my preferences for what I wanted. She had to be slim, live locally, not be a smok...More...

15 comments | 4 kudos | 319 views | posted Dec 4, 2007 at 7:11 AM

Ode to the Booty  
ODE to the BOOTY

Oh, the booty

It's such a cutie

Round, firm, hard

Not flabby and full of lard

Twin handfulls of fun

To the booty I always run

It makes the jeans fit

And gives ...More...

7 comments | 3 kudos | 251 views | posted Nov 23, 2007 at 9:45 PM

Anonymous character assination  
I've recently become involved with a warm, wonderful, kind woman here on MD, and as a bonus, she's great looking too! Everything is going wonderfully well, and everyone here seems happy for us.

The...More...

18 comments | 6 kudos | 427 views | posted Oct 29, 2007 at 8:49 PM

No good deed goes unpunished  
This morning I felt like doing something good for society. I pondered ending global warming, solving the Iraq problem, and ending that mess in Darfur before I hit on something really useful.

My goo...More...

5 comments | 2 kudos | 229 views | posted Oct 14, 2007 at 8:19 PM

Were the "good old days" really that good?  
You hear people taling about the "good old days" and how they wish things were that way again, but were they really that good? Let's compare 100 years ago to today.....

1907

The avg US income wa...More...

6 comments | 0 kudos | 265 views | posted Jun 10, 2007 at 2:50 AM

Happy birthday to me  
I'm 53 today, whoopie! Let's have a party.

So, what did I do to celebrate? I went down to the Nugget and played poker for a couple of hours, and lost $25. The I went and bought stuff to make chili,...More...

30 comments | 5 kudos | 521 views | posted Dec 18, 2006 at 12:27 AM

Another day in the big house  
One of the problems with being single is too much room. I own a nice house, and I'm happy with it, but what does one guy do with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms? How many does one person need? Upstairs, do...More...

8 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Dec 14, 2006 at 8:30 PM

My world of weirdness  
Here it is Tuesday morning, and I'm STILL sick. I'd like to track down whoever it was that gave me this rotten cold and drown them in a bucket of snot. I know I've produced at least a bucket full over...More...

5 comments | 0 kudos | 347 views | posted Dec 12, 2006 at 1:25 PM