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| about myself: |
Your "Matchless Match!" "The sadder-but-wiser girl," no longer looking for "my white knight" -- OK, maybe in my heart of hearts I might be. OK, make my day! ;-D
Friends tell me that I'm beautiful and voluptuous, with curves for days. Men in my life have said I'm "cute & cuddly." Fairly tall & zaftig, this "blithesome, buxum beauty" is well-proportioned with long legs and arms, short, curly auburn hair and mesmerizingly enchanting, teal eyes. Low maintenance, preferring "wash & wear" hair to overly-complicated coifs and a year-round tan to gobs of make-up and pantyhose. I dress naturally, colorfully & attractively for my comfort -- no polyester EVER touches my skin -- & your admiration. Philosophy of footwear -- there are but 2 seasons: "sandal weather" & "boot weather." ;-D However, this former actor & costume designer, knows how to dress well for ALL occasions.
Bright, charming, witty, generous, pathologically honest, affectionate, loyal to a fault, funny & eccentric, with an "artistic temperament," although my hs drama teacher once said I was one of the most pragmatic people he'd ever met. My oldest, bestest friend says that I'm a truly original thinker.
I swim a mile every other day & love it so much I feel guilty for doing it. (If you're afraid of water, you might want to consider someone else.)
Wicked wit -- color me Monty Python meets Firesign Theatre. So good at telling bad jokes, one man so fell in love w/ me he proposed marriage! While I'm not necessarily looking for marriage, I DARE you to sweep me off my feet -- see below for requirements. ;-D
Oh yeah, I have pix & will gladly e-mail them to you after our first phone chat. I much prefer telephone to e-mail -- more time-efficient! If that doesn't work for you, please pass me by. Oh, yeah, spammers & scammers will be shot on-site. Not really, but my dates & I laugh at your lame e-mails! ;-D |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, Long term relationship, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 100 miles of Chicago, Illinois United States |
| My Tags |
 gardening,
music,
swimming,
theatre,
road trips,
artist,
hot glass ,
contra dance,
cat lover,
mystic,
wicked wit,
films,
quantum physics
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| Appearance |
| eyes: | Turquoise |
| hair: | Auburn |
| hairstyles: | Curly |
| body type: | Curvy |
| height: | 5'8 (173cm) |
| bodyart: | Ear piercing(s), Other |
| Background |
| education: | Bachelor's degree |
| ethnicity: | Other |
| speaks: | English, Other |
| religion: | Other |
| attend ceremonies: | On holidays |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Cat(s) |
| has children: | Yes |
| about my children: |
Actually, I don't have children of my own. However, I've found myself in a mentoring roll to a young woman from my alma mater. And last summer I took-on a student from Smith College as a summer apprentice.
If you and I were were to become seriously involved and you have children, I would welcome your children into my world with open arms -- that is if they would have me. ;-D |
| job: | Artistic/Creative/Performance |
| about my work: |
Retired from the stage -- now a self-employed glass bead-maker & teacher. I wholesale my art glass beads at the finest bead shops from Boston to San Diego. I've taught glass bead-making at art schools, glass & bead shops from Saratoga Springs to Denver. My work has been featured in 4 books & 2 nationally distributed magazines. Love my work -- COLOR is my passion. But most importantly -- IF IT'S NOT FUN, IT'S NOT DONE!
Additionally, I have an nutrition/healthy-aging business. To find out more about that, check-out the May 2008 issue of "Men's Health" on the bottom of page 42 for a piece called "Stealth Health." |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Crafts, Dinner parties, Family/children, Fashion events, Gardening, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Wine tasting |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
First of all, if it's not fun, it's not done. That being said, how about drinks or coffee w/ with a side of witty banter? I must warn you, as a raconteur, I could have held my own w/ the likes of Dorothy Parker & would have felt right at home at the Algonquin Round Table! ;-D
Once you've proven you can do the banter thing, a leisurely dinner & deep philosophical debate. So engrossed in our conversation are we, the restaurant empties around us.
Finding ourselves alone in the empty restaurant, we apologize & bid the staff good night and reconvene in the quiet corner of a bar or coffee house to continue our discourse. Or if weather permits, perhaps we find a park bench or a deserted beach.
Before we know it, the sun is coming up over the lake, and we've talked the night away. We say out good-byes with a long, luscious, sensuous kiss that replays itself over & over again in our minds, until we meet again. Mmmmm!
Why don't we go see "Monty Python's Spamalot" for our 2nd date? Or what about "Wicked?" Or whatever's currently playing at Lookingglass Theatre? Or how about the latest exhibit at The Museum of Science & Industry?
Did you see how glowingly Helen Mirren's husband beamed at her when she won her Academy Award? Oh, for the man who would look at me with the same unabashed adoration! My heart would melt. I'd love you forever!
BTW, if we get serious, you'll never hafta worry about meeting my dad, since he's passed on.
FINALLY, If you're looking for an easy lay, a quick hook-up, a one-night stand or a prostutite, PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME or your own. Perhaps you'd do better on AdultMatchDoctor.com. ;-D
ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU'RE NOT FLUENT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER. I do not teach English as a 2nd language & have no desire to begin w/ you -- try your local jr college. AND if you're looking for a meal-ticket or a green card, DON'T EVEN! |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Looking for INTELLIGENT MALE FRIENDS -- if that isn't an oxymoron! ;-D Who knows? I might even find the love of my life -- however, I'm not holding my breath.
Whatever happened to men who confidently woo me with WIT & SUBTLETY? (I'm sick to death of hearing "paeans to his penis!" Honestly, one set of turkey neck & gizzards is like all the others.) Have men forgotten the gentle art of the long, sensual kiss? (HINT-HINT: Your tongue is not meant to be a surrogate for the afore-mentioned member of your anatomy -- & the mouth was never intended to be a battering-ram or hydrolic press.) Where is the man who playfully sneaks-up behind me to gently nuzzle my neck & kiss my shoulders? (The bee-line to the nether-regions is so boring!) And what about the fine art of conversation, that so engages us that before we know it, the sun is rising & we've talked the night away? (Instead, I'm made to feel like "The Grand Inquisitor" when I simply try to cull basic information about you, that SHOULD be in your profile.) ** IF YOU DON'T GET THIS, NO NEED TO READ FURTHER. **
It would be nice to have some FUN guy friends who I can call to share windfall theatre or concert ticket or even to share some of those "buy-one-get-one-free" coupons for restaurants or events. Will you be my friend? OK, if you were to occasionally hold me in your strong arms & tell me I'll be all right, I wouldn't argue.
However, I long to meet the one I share this adventure we call life w/ -- someone to inspire me as much as I inspire him. Who knows? You might even be the "man of my dreams." As my old Russian grandmother used to say, "We shall see what we shall see." Please be TALL -- I like to look up to a man. If you live 100s of miles away from Chicago, it would be a good idea if you're open to visit my fair city. Other than that, nothing beats what Sky Masterson declared to Sarah Brown, "yeah, CHEMISTRY!" |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (med) | Bachelor's degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral |
| smokes: (med) | No, don't smoke, From time to time in clubs and bars, Trying to quit! |
| activities: (med) | Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Travel, TV, Wine tasting |
| hair: (med) | Auburn, Black, Brown, Copper red, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Lots of colors!, Salt and pepper |
| ethnicity: (med) | African American, Asian, Caucasian, European, Mixed Race, Native American, Northern Indian, Pacific Islander, Southern Indian, Other |
| hairstyles: (low) | Above the ears, Curly, Straight & natural, Other |
| living status: (high) | Living alone, Living with kids, Living with pet(s), Social household (family and/or friends over often), Living with kids (part time) |
| attributes: (low) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| more specifically: (low) | Burmese, Cambodian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Taiwanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Other |
| more specifically: (low) | Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, Greek, Irish, Italian, Norwegian, Russian, Swedish, Swiss, Ukrainian, Other |
| pet(s): (low) | Bird(s), Cat(s), Dog(s), Fish |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (med) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Muscular |
| height: (high) | 5'10 (178cm) to 6'6 (198cm) |
| religion: (med) | Agnostic, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Hindu, Jewish, Spiritual, Other |
| sect: (low) | Reform, Secular, Traditional, Unaffiliated, Other |
| willing to relocate: (high) | Yes, Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| wants children: (low) | Already have one/a few and no more, Do not want children |
| denomination: (low) | Episcopalian, Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, Quaker, Other |
| job: (med) | Accounting/Finance, Advertising/Public Relations, Architecture/Engineering, Artistic/Creative/Performance, Banking/Mortgage, Computers/IT, Construction/Facilities, Education/Training, Executive/Management, Financial Services, Healthcare, Internet/New Media, Labor/Construction, Legal, Management/Consulting, Marketing, Medical/Dental/Veterinary, Pharmaceutical/Biotech, Political/Govt/Civil Service/Military, Real Estate, Retired, Sales/Marketing, Self-employed, Teacher/Professor, Telecommunications, Transportation/Logistics, Other |
| income: (high) | $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+ |
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