Alright.. you win !!!!!  
After a flood of emails asking me to reconsider coming back, here I am. Ya'll really know how to make a guy feel loved, ya know that? In my 2 day hiatus I created a whole new profile, ...More...

34 comments | 6 kudos | 290 views | posted Nov 2, 2009 at 9:14 PM

Working Out DOES Pay Off !! :)  
It's been a year since I've joined Anytime Fitness, & the results have been wonderful!! So much so, that I've decided to take on an evening job..

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8 comments | 2 kudos | 146 views | posted Oct 25, 2009 at 10:54 PM

A Couple Shorties, But Funny  
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to...More...

11 comments | 2 kudos | 118 views | posted Oct 19, 2009 at 7:57 PM

Ghost Joke  
Once upon a time, there was a little ghost who had no costume for Halloween, so he went around to all the other ghosts asking to borrow a costume, but he ended up having to stay home because NO ONE GA...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 107 views | posted Oct 17, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Ziploc Omelet  
This is something I think I might try this weekend!

-- Crack 2 eggs (extra-large or jumbo) into the Ziploc bag (not more than 2) shake to combine them.

-- You can add a variety of ingre...More...

12 comments | 2 kudos | 153 views | posted Sep 21, 2009 at 9:25 PM

Some Sunday Night Chuckles  
Hope these bring a smile or two to ya.

DONALD & DAISY
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The firs...More...

13 comments | 6 kudos | 147 views | posted Sep 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM

The Good News & The Bad News  
Greetings to all in MD Land. A lot has happened over the past week. I was in St. Petersburg, FL. from last Friday to this Tuesday using up the last of my vacation days visiting an online frie...More...

15 comments | 1 kudo | 166 views | posted Sep 10, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Quick Update On Dad  
Thank you all again for being by my side during all this. Dad felt pretty good today, aside of feeling a bit tired / weak. He turns his halter monitor in tomorrow afternoon @ 3, but won't get the re...More...

9 comments | 0 kudos | 116 views | posted Sep 1, 2009 at 7:21 PM

Prayer Is Powerful  
Which is why I again am turning to my dear friends here in MD Land for their thoughts & prayers for my dad. After recovering fully from his low potassium / dehydration / passing out episode, dad had ...More...

15 comments | 1 kudo | 129 views | posted Aug 31, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Thursday Night Chuckles  
A THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND ...More...

12 comments | 0 kudos | 138 views | posted Aug 27, 2009 at 7:22 PM