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54-year-old Female
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Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Last Activity: 3 days ago

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'You Can Be the Man of Your House  
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know
Th...More...

5 comments | 0 kudos | 80 views | posted Oct 27, 2009 at 11:50 PM

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12!  
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,...More...

12 comments | 2 kudos | 157 views | posted Oct 12, 2009 at 12:35 AM

Ahhhhhh, Now I understand....It's all so clear now  
SERVICE

Confused? Let me help you a bit
I became confused when I heard the word"Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Ser...More...

4 comments | 2 kudos | 98 views | posted Oct 11, 2009 at 12:18 AM

The Best Halloween Costume ever?  

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his pro...More...

7 comments | 4 kudos | 109 views | posted Oct 9, 2009 at 10:42 PM

THE BATHING SUIT !!!!  
a friend sent this to me,,,, I just had to share !!!!!!
When I was a child the bathing suit for
the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced,
not so much sewn as engin...More...

10 comments | 2 kudos | 145 views | posted Sep 27, 2009 at 10:59 PM

What would you do?  
A man returns home a day
early from a business trip. It's after midnight..
While en route home he asks
the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an
aff...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 110 views | posted Sep 26, 2009 at 10:56 PM

A very heart warming story? !!!!  
Every once in a while you receive a
cute e-mail that warms your heart and
you just want to pass it along.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opene...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 79 views | posted Sep 12, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Irish Viagra !!!  
[BAn Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido..

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He wo...More...

6 comments | 2 kudos | 116 views | posted Sep 6, 2009 at 2:35 AM

BEATUIFUL SONG  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajxr8rMAtI

JULIAN SMITH... SOMEWHERE..?

2 comments | 0 kudos | 56 views | posted Aug 30, 2009 at 2:23 AM

FUNNY FOR THE WEEK !!!!  
I just had to share this ROTFLMBO !!!!!!!

Actual Boston District Court Docket 12659

Case of the Pregnant Lady:

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bu...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 145 views | posted Aug 30, 2009 at 1:45 AM

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