Satan: 'Why so glum?'
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: 'Why so glum?' Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!' ... More...
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posted Sep 28, 2008 at 1:48 AM
BANNED FROM WAL MART........ ...
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I fo... More...
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posted Sep 21, 2008 at 2:32 PM
Rope A Deer?
long, but too funny...  I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. T... More...
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posted Sep 18, 2008 at 2:29 AM
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS .
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a... More...
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posted Sep 17, 2008 at 9:55 AM
1 for the farmer!
ok,, one for the guys, lmbo... HaHa! For the Farmer .. A man owned a small farm way out in the country. The Department of Wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff a... More...
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posted Sep 15, 2008 at 9:19 PM
Men are Priceless
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. ______________________... More...
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posted Sep 12, 2008 at 10:23 AM
The Meanest, Toughest Cowboy
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, 'I must b... More...
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posted Sep 5, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to Canada and married an Canadian girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked h... More...
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posted Sep 3, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Mother Nature
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing... More...
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posted Aug 25, 2008 at 7:31 PM
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