albertafire's last 10 posts in the forums.
THE BATHING SUIT !!!!
Sep 27 @ 11:02PM in Jokes & Humor
a friend sent me this,, i just had to share it,,, When I was a child the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed a...
INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY - SEPT. 19
Sep 26 @ 10:59PM in General Talk
An old country preacher .
Sep 26 @ 10:54PM in Jokes & Humor
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know...
Texas Cowboy.
Sep 26 @ 10:53PM in Jokes & Humor
A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they sa...
What would you do?
Sep 26 @ 10:51PM in Jokes & Humor
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an aff...
Why I Fired My Secretary !!
Sep 13 @ 1:52AM in Jokes & Humor
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happ...
IM LOVING REDDEER
Sep 7 @ 12:46AM in Alberta
Hi there, Calgary here,
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife !!!!
Sep 7 @ 12:44AM in Jokes & Humor
a friend sent me this,,, wiping tears ,, lmao.... this is too, funny, long but oh my...
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his love...
Case of the Pregnant Lady:
Sep 6 @ 12:58PM in Jokes & Humor
Actual Boston District Court Docket 12659
Case of the Pregnant Lady:
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediate...
Irish Viagra !!
Sep 6 @ 3:06AM in Jokes & Humor
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido..
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He...
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