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albertafire
54-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 38 - 60
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Last Activity: Yesterday

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albertafire's last 10 posts in the forums.

THE BATHING SUIT !!!!
Sep 27 @ 11:02PM in Jokes & Humor
a friend sent me this,, i just had to share it,,,

When I was a child the bathing suit for
the mature figure was-boned, trussed a...

INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY - SEPT. 19
Sep 26 @ 10:59PM in General Talk

An old country preacher .
Sep 26 @ 10:54PM in Jokes & Humor
An old country preacher had a teenage son,
and it was getting time the boy should
give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men his age,
the boy didn't really know...

Texas Cowboy.
Sep 26 @ 10:53PM in Jokes & Humor
A Lady went into a bar in Waco and
saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true
what they sa...

What would you do?
Sep 26 @ 10:51PM in Jokes & Humor
A man returns home a day
early from a business trip. It's after midnight..
While en route home he asks
the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an
aff...

Why I Fired My Secretary !!
Sep 13 @ 1:52AM in Jokes & Humor
Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happ...

IM LOVING REDDEER
Sep 7 @ 12:46AM in Alberta
Hi there,

Calgary here,

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife !!!!
Sep 7 @ 12:44AM in Jokes & Humor
a friend sent me this,,, wiping tears ,, lmao....
this is too, funny, long but oh my...

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased
his love...

Case of the Pregnant Lady:
Sep 6 @ 12:58PM in Jokes & Humor
Actual Boston District Court Docket 12659

Case of the Pregnant Lady:

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediate...

Irish Viagra !!
Sep 6 @ 3:06AM in Jokes & Humor
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido..

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He...

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