National Do Not Mail List
I signed up with the Directmail.com National Do Not Mail List today, which will help to reduce the amount of unwanted postal mail received in his/her postal mailbox. This individual indicated at the t... More...
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posted May 28, 2008 at 1:29 AM
6 TRUTHS OF LIFE
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. ... More...
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posted Feb 28, 2008 at 5:30 PM
Replacements
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Def... More...
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posted Feb 27, 2008 at 11:40 PM
cannibals
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $... More...
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posted Feb 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM
156 million!
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill ou... More...
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posted Feb 18, 2008 at 8:25 PM
Fast Eddie
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll g... More...
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posted Feb 8, 2008 at 7:41 AM
Turpentine vs. Holy Water...
A little boy was sitting on the curb With a gallon of turpentine and Shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and Asked the little boy what he h... More...
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posted Feb 2, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Ole
Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars," she whispers. Ole had never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the heck... More...
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posted Jan 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM
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