| Institutionally Challenged |
| about myself: |
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I consider myself a patient person, but I’m getting fed up with all these people calling me crazy! Pfft…then I realized I was just going to a bunch of highly opinionated shrinks. Go figure. Besides I KNOW what I am, I looked it up in the APA Medical dictionary. Actually, on several pages, several chapters. Interesting reading, but I digress ...
I tried putting my interests here, I guess I’m just easily amused by the simple and the odd.
Kinda explains my last two boyfriends, what a pair!! And two of a set of triplets, wow, hope their mom starts talking to me again one of these days. That, or I’ll have to find someone else to shave my goats. She’ll be a hard one to replace. Oh yeah, well the third triplet went mute suddenly and they had to send him off somewhere for speech therapy. I don’t think there was anything wrong with him personally, just all that yelling, and strangely only when I was around... They didn’t need a doctor for that, I could’ve told ‘em.
Now before you think I’m some freak, I’ve had quite the interesting life overall. I’ve lived all over the country, long story but bedspace is hard to find when you’re not “outpatient” it seems. (whatever that means)
I have lots of refined skills, an expert at checkers and backgammon, was getting real good at chess until Charlene started eating the rooks.
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Widowed |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship |
| looking for a match: | within 20 miles of Largo, Florida United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 5'6 (168cm) |
| weight: | 140 lbs (64kg) |
| Background |
| education: | Graduate degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Christian / Protestant |
| attend ceremonies: | Some weekends |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Light smoker |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with kids |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Four or more |
| job: | Accounting/Finance |
| Qualities |
| my idea of a great date: |
| Any setting where both people are comfortable, can relax and have fun getting to know each other. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Someone who knows and likes themself the way they are, has stability and balance in their life. |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (low) | Some college, Associates degree, Bachelor's degree, Graduate degree |
| drinks: (low) | Never, Socially |
| ethnicity: (low) | Caucasian |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Muscular, Slim / Slender |
| height: (low) | 5'5 (165cm) to 6'6 (198cm) |
| religion: (low) | Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant |
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