Sung tines my spell shaker mates miss steaks  
Tonight, when I came online, I clicked one of the 8 profiles you see from the logon screen. I curiously read the profile of an attractive young woman in the New York area. She claims to be a graduate ...More...

4 comments | 0 kudos | 285 views | posted May 26, 2007 at 1:47 AM

EXCUSES, EXCUSES, EXCUSES...  
Because I'm too busy today... Maybe tomorrow will be better...

7 comments | 0 kudos | 224 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 8:26 AM

Moog... it rhymes with rogue.  
Today marks the birthday of Dr. Robert Arthur Moog Inventor of the Moog musical synthesizer. He was born on May 23, 1934 and died August 21, 2005.
The Moog synthesizer was one of the first widely use...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 172 views | posted May 23, 2007 at 6:16 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Joe !!  
Born John Robert Cocker 5/20/1944 in Sheffield, England. Singer/musician, Joe Cocker turns 63 today.
Joe Cocker is credited with over 30 record albums dating back to 1969. He still sings and is promo...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 150 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 4:15 PM

BUTTER... before or after you toast the bread?  
Personally, I prefer before. Sprinkled with garlic powder, hot sauce, parsley and a little jalapeño powder.

16 comments | 2 kudos | 200 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Snipping off old threads -- returning to basic principals...  
I'm the son of a seamstress. My mother spent most of her life in front of a sewing machine. By far, It wasn't a glamorous life, but it put food on the table, paid bills and kept my family going all th...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 162 views | posted May 19, 2007 at 9:51 AM

I don't care if your boobs are fake...  
Just as long as your heart is real.

14 comments | 4 kudos | 279 views | posted May 17, 2007 at 7:43 AM

PET STENCH  
I went out jogging this morning at 5am. The air was cool, the wind was calm. All was good until I got a block away... As I approached 'The Dog Lady's House' the pet stench was knocking me out. I had t...More...

10 comments | 2 kudos | 268 views | posted May 17, 2007 at 6:37 AM

STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN... ;-)  
I've been out all day on appointments and meetings. The first thing I did when I came home was start up the computer. The front door wasn't closed and I'm already itchin' to get online.
This is just ...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 289 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 7:31 PM

I'm going for gas... somebody watch my back !  
I'm anticipating long lines at the gas stations while everyone plans to avoid gasoline purchasing tomorrow. If I'm not back in one hour... eat dinner without me.

21 comments | 2 kudos | 279 views | posted May 14, 2007 at 4:48 PM