Would the person above you like to sleep with you?
Oct 9 @ 10:46PM in Sex Talk
He probably would. After all I'm a sexy bytch. Not sayin' he's mo. Just sayin'. Hey Fender. Only one way to find out. Probably not worth it with current gas prices, but I promise to give it my all. No...

What Do You Say After Sex ?
Oct 9 @ 5:53PM in Dating & Sex
Are you sure what we just did is legal in this state????

Would the person above you like to sleep with you?
Oct 9 @ 5:48PM in Sex Talk
She would love to. Hell. I bet she would pay cash. She always treats me like a dirty,cheap, little whore.

You know it's been to long since you've had sex when you?
Sep 4 @ 1:15AM in Sex Talk
Notice your penis looks like a banana turned sideways.

Would the person above you like to sleep with you?
Sep 2 @ 1:49AM in Sex Talk
Dam right she would. Heard she is lookin' for a dirty whiteboy.

What Do You Say After Sex ?
Aug 31 @ 12:24PM in Dating & Sex
It kinda hurt when you stuck that finger in. You didn't. What do you mean where is the dog.......I feel so dirty.....

Apples, breast, boobs.
Aug 31 @ 12:22PM in Sex Talk
With names like that it makes them sound like they were at the receiving end of bad plastic surgen. We had a teacher in school that had some old saggy ones. We called 'em knee knockers.

Would the person above you like to sleep with you?
Aug 31 @ 12:19PM in Sex Talk
Hey, Cold. How did you know I was a popcorn junkie. MMMM. Fake butter.

That's just wrong ....
Aug 31 @ 2:22AM in General Talk
When the doctor grabs your nuts, then says turn your head and caugh. After you do he says "just as I suspected. You let a stranger hold your nuts".

Would the person above you like to sleep with you?
Aug 31 @ 2:20AM in Sex Talk
Just don't run the credit card through again...Please.