| I'm Baaaaack |
| about myself: |
well lets see, I like tv, music, movies and animals that arent rabid, I particularly like poodles (depending on what sauce theyre served with) I use to be a doctor until they pulled my license for sexually harrasing the patients, but until that time I was the best damn veterinarian in the county, I live in TN, I came here years ago after a big disaster at home, it broke my heart to leave my parents back there on Krypton, a few of my heroes are al bundy, homer simpson and larry the cable guy, I like my coffee the same way I like my women, bitter and murkey and I am considering running for president, one of my champaigne promises will be that I WILL bring the prostitutes to their knees!If ya own a cowboy hat, leather chaps, stilleto heels, handcuffs and a whip, that automaticly moves you up to the #1 slot! well thats all I can say for now because the boys in them pretty white coats tell me its time for basket weaving class, more later
PT.2
Now that my basket is done I will proceed, I attended Vasser College, in my third year there I found out that it was an all girl school, I would have still been there if I had'nt have went out for the swimming team, I drank alot back in those days, I dont drink anymore....I freeze it now and eat it like a popsicle In a way I feel sorry for people that dont drink cause when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're gonna feel all day, I do spend alot of my time pondering the great questions of life, things such as....Why does round pizza come in a square box? Why are there no bones in ice cream? and the big question...If Russia decided to invade Turky from the rear would Greece help? perhaps I have to much time on my hands, I guess thats why I'm here, mabey one of you ladies could help me occupie my time, they said they would let me out for a date But more later them nice boys are back and its time for shock therapy
Pt. |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Separated |
| seeking relationship: | Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Cleveland, Tennessee United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Green |
| hair: | Brown |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 230 lbs (105kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | High school |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Other |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Trying to quit! |
| drinks: | Yes! |
| living status: | Living with kids (part time) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
| my young uns are my world |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Other |
| about my work: |
| machine operations tech for a pharmesutical company |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, TV, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Adventurous, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| well I'd take you to the Krystal (dutch treat ofcorse) then over to the rent a center to watch a movie through the window and if we pass a grave yard on the way I'll stop and get you some flowers (nothins to good for my gal)then we could go uptown and watch haircuts and stop off at the Mr. Zips and get a bottle of yoohoo 1 bottle 2 straws (yes I am a hopeless romantic) and then cap it all off with a night filled with hot steamy Cow tippin. now then tell the truth, you aint never had it so good have ya? |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| well, she would have to be breathing, I think thats important, more than 1 tooth in her mouth, hair is always a plus, ya know all the standard features along with a great big set of .......eyes. a sence of humor is a must!! more on this later |
| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (low) | Average smoker |
| activities: (med) | Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, TV |
| drinks: (low) | Yes! |
| hair: (high) | Black, Brown, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light blonde, Lots of colors!, Salt and pepper |
| ethnicity: (high) | Caucasian |
| hairstyles: (low) | Long & lush, Mullet, Shoulder-length, Straight & natural, Teased or spiked |
| attributes: (med) | Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (high) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Muscular, Slim / Slender |
| height: (med) | 5'6 (168cm) to 6'2 (188cm) |
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