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cudahudson
57-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 99 - 99
Baytown, Texas, United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Aquarius Aquarius

Baytown Dating, Texas Dating, Aquarius Singles

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taking some time for myself....  
At first I was just going to write the people on my friends list telling them good bye but I am too lazy to write that many good bye letters... So to all of you on my friends list and a few more I wis...More...

31 comments | 8 kudos | 333 views | posted Sep 15, 2007 at 3:30 PM

I'm leaving...  
I took my boat out and was gonna take a few days to get away for some sea air. My brother called me and informed me that he had cleared his schedule and wanted to R.U.N.N. O.F.F.T. So I hauled butt ba...More...

28 comments | 4 kudos | 334 views | posted Sep 6, 2007 at 4:40 PM

Ohio student suspended....  
A student in Ohio pulled a prank that got him suspended. He had the opposing team fans hold up letters that said "WE SUCK'' Now thats funny I don't care who you are..Sounds like something I would pul...More...

13 comments | 0 kudos | 248 views | posted Sep 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM

Cudas First Annual Farting Contest...  
OK, rules are simple. Farts will be judged on five levels.

Loudness.........12 points
Length.............10 points
smell...............10 points
flame length.....15 points
SBD"S..............8 ...More...

26 comments | 2 kudos | 277 views | posted Aug 31, 2007 at 3:22 PM

Ready to settle down...almost  
OK, I have thought long and hard on this and I now know what I want. So I'll be taking applications until Monday.
You must cook all my meals from scratch. Keep my house clean. Keep my boat, car and t...More...

58 comments | 7 kudos | 613 views | posted Aug 30, 2007 at 11:57 AM

Update on eminate domain in my town  
I posted a blog earlier about several homeowners being forced to sell their homes to a mall in order for them to expand. The price offered for these homes was inane. These people are all retired and t...More...

19 comments | 4 kudos | 245 views | posted Aug 26, 2007 at 11:24 AM

Atlanta considers banning  
Of baggy pants..I hope they pass that law and all other states follow their law. I for one am tired of seeing people and not just teens wear their pants below their ass. And to watch these people walk...More...

33 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Aug 24, 2007 at 4:44 PM

British dwarf's penis gets stuck  
In a vacuum. Now I've heard it all

8 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Aug 22, 2007 at 8:09 AM

Southern English part twice  
HAVUDEW... Can I havudew me a favor?

FIDDY... That dawg cost me fiddy dollars

AHCYST... Can I ahcyst you with that flat tar mamm

BAWL..... That woman cant even bawl water

BLEEVE I blee...More...

12 comments | 2 kudos | 206 views | posted Aug 19, 2007 at 8:58 PM

Proper Southern English  
Just in case you are visiting the south or talk to me by phone here are a few words that may help you understand proper southern English.

BARD...He bard my boat to go fishin.

MUNTS...How many mu...More...

15 comments | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Aug 19, 2007 at 5:39 PM

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