| I Don't Want a Boyfriend |
| about myself: |
The only aisle I want to walk down with you is at the grocery store…maybe if I let you stay over.
I don’t want a boyfriend or a future husband. I want a friend with benefits. Someone who has their own life and friends and is relatively busy. Maybe you work a lot and just need a regular itch scratching. That’s fine by me. I’m looking for someone who understands that my time isn’t always my own and what little free time I do have is very precious. I’m not willing to give it up for just anyone.
I smoke, I don’t drink (much), I have animals and children, I love all the normal crap everyone else loves, and I know how to hook up my own DVD player. I own a saw and a drill and I’m not afraid to use duct tape. I’m also a BBW so you know, if you don’t like fat chicks, move along.
The non-negotiable:
Personality. If you’re so boring you can’t figure out how to tell someone about yourself via email, don’t write me. If your idea of fun is sitting home on Saturday night watching CSI reruns that you know all the dialogue to, don’t respond to this ad. If your friends call you boring (or worse, you have no friends) and you know deep down in your heart they’re right, don’t respond to this ad.
Reasonably intelligent. If you don’t know what this means, shut off your computer, pack it up and take it back to Wally World. You don’t have to be a brain surgeon but if your idea of reading material consists of Playboy and Highlights magazines, we aren’t a good match.
Be SINGLE (do I need to explain this one?), reasonably CUTE, and LOCAL (if you live in places with names like Addison or Garland you are Not LOCAL.
I am NOT 420 friendly.
Please have a current pic to share.
I’m 39 so if you’re young enough for me to have given birth to you or old enough to have shot the sperm that fertilized the egg that became me (or you look(or you look that old), no deal. |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, "Intimate" activities, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Arlington, Texas United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Brown |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Teased or spiked, Other, Curly |
| body type: | Full-figured |
| height: | 5'6 (168cm) |
| bodyart: | Hidden tattoo, Visible tattoo, Ear piercing(s), Other |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, Mixed Race |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Spiritual |
| attend ceremonies: | Never |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | From time to time in clubs and bars |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with kids |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
| I have kids 26 out of 30 days of the month. The oldest is a pain in my ass and i'll sell him for cheap (KIDDING!!!!!!).....the youngest is a pain but he's funnier so him I'll keep |
| wants children: | Do not want children |
| job: | Artistic/Creative/Performance |
| about my work: |
| I work as a receptionist/girl friday and do website design. I"m also a published author. |
| income: | $50,001 to $75,000 |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Antiquing/collecting, Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Reading, Spending time with pets, Sporting events, TV, Video games, Shopping |
| attributes: | Adaptable, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| The first date that never ends because you are having a great time discovering just how much you and the other person have in common! |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Down to earth, funny, laid back, not pretentious (I probably spelled that wrong but oh well LOL). Must love music and understand my time's not always my own with two kids and an ex who's no more than a glorified babysitter (his choice not mine) .
Prefer someone who wants to get out and DO something not sit in front of the TV-though that's nice on occasion too, someone interested in concerts and live music/dancing (but you'll have to teach me to dance I suck at it LOL), Love country/blues...though I like just about any kind of music.
Someone NOT looking for a mommy.
Someone with a JOB and a life and friends of his own because I don't want you up my hind end all the time.
Someone with no nasty habits (drugs or excessive drinking or like you know, a spouse) that just wants someone to have fun with on occasion.
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| Ideal Match |
| education: (med) | High school, Some college |
| drinks: (low) | Never, Socially |
| ethnicity: (low) | Caucasian, Mixed Race, Native American, Pacific Islander |
| attributes: (med) | Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Organized, Positive Attitude, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| speaks: (med) | English |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Few extra pounds, Muscular, Slim / Slender, Stocky |
| height: (med) | 5'8 (173cm) to 6'8 (203cm) |
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