What part of broke do you not understand?  
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple o...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 152 views | posted Jan 19, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Rectum Stretcher  
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, wit...More...

17 comments | 10 kudos | 261 views | posted Jan 17, 2008 at 12:40 AM

IDIOT SIGHTING  
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, an...More...

7 comments | 2 kudos | 189 views | posted Jan 14, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Drug Recall. Please do read.  
All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled
was passed out from a group i belong to

All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP
TAKING
anything containing t...More...

8 comments | 2 kudos | 297 views | posted Jan 8, 2008 at 8:48 PM

BEFORE YOU DRINK AND DRIVE TONIGHT  
Think of the children, moms, and dads who's lives can so easily be taken away. It can all happen as a result of choices that they themselves didn't make.

Please have fun but; BE SAFE!!! ...More...

8 comments | 2 kudos | 161 views | posted Dec 31, 2007 at 8:03 PM

Thank you  
I greatly appreciate everyone that had a genuine coment to give in relation to my dog named T-Bone. There are plenty of good people out there and I've heard from a few of them in response to the past ...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 131 views | posted Sep 20, 2007 at 12:07 AM

R.I.P. T-Bone  
He has been spoiled with hamburger, dog treats and all the attention that he can get. He had fun in his last ride in the back seat of the truck this morning. He behaved well as usual. He died a very q...More...

13 comments | 3 kudos | 247 views | posted Sep 18, 2007 at 6:28 PM

My dog named T-Bone  
My dog is in severe ill health. I'm going to have to humanely put him down at the vet in the next few days. He is the one that I have in my pictures. He was abused for the first two years of his life;...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Sep 16, 2007 at 9:24 PM

Blonde, Miniskirt, Bus stop  
One day, at a bus stop there was a blonde girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her ...More...

5 comments | 3 kudos | 424 views | posted Aug 22, 2007 at 5:27 PM

For bad kitties  
Contract for Bodily Functions
-After my (female) human has enjoyed the company of a larger, but equally gorgeous, hairy animal, I will not leap onto the bed, smell where he's been, and then jealously...More...

4 comments | 2 kudos | 167 views | posted Jul 26, 2007 at 11:57 AM