| Hit Me With A Cream Pie |
| about myself: |
Really just looking for a great lady near me who wants to be with a funny, smart, sensitive and honest man (that would be me by the way).
I'm not as weird as I look...I promise!! (Did you see the video and/or pic of me getting a cream pie in the face??...please comment..:))
Just trying to convey a sense of humor (which everyone says is so important) through pictures. Oh and by the way...I CAN cook! I mean like actual edible food. Nothing fancy...omelets, salmon...stuff like that. I learned from my Mom...she's the best.
I also give great foot massages (or so I've been told).
As far as looks go:
PROS: I haven't gained a pound since High School.
CONS: I've lost enough hair since High School to make a small dog. Well...I'm not really LOSING my hair. I mean, I know where it is...in the shower, the sink etc. The problem is it's not on my head anymore.
As far as personality goes:
PROS: I can be really funny. Don't drink milk around me...I'll make it come out of your nose.
CONS: I can be pretty shy and quiet and it takes awhile for the real me to come through.
Soooooo, if interested, let me know.
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Hawthorne, New Jersey United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Black/Ebony |
| hair: | Black |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Slim / Slender |
| height: | 6'2 (188cm) |
| weight: | 185 lbs (85kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Movies, Museums/arts, Reading, Sporting events, TV, Video games |
| attributes: | Funny, Humble |
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