Sunburn  
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree...More...

8 comments | 3 kudos | 224 views | posted Aug 28, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Near-death experience  
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have an...More...

6 comments | 4 kudos | 208 views | posted Aug 25, 2007 at 2:19 PM

Bravo!!!  
Every journey has a start. Without that start, you have no journey. By the mere fact that you’ve registered on MD, shows a commitment to that journey. You could have sat at your computer playing vi...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 234 views | posted Oct 26, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Why Dogs Are Better!  
1. Dogs don't cry

2. Dogs love it when your friends come over

3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

4. Dogs think you sing great

5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to ...More...

8 comments | 3 kudos | 407 views | posted Jun 19, 2006 at 8:36 PM

Dating or Dining?  
Dating is like going out to eat. You have a choice of fast food, or fine dining. You look at the menu with pictures or written descriptions and decide what would best satisfy your hunger? Unfortuna...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 160 views | posted Feb 19, 2006 at 12:03 AM

Vive La Difference!  
Even total equality between men and women would never eliminate some fundamental differences. Differences that should be appreciated and celebrated, not denied.

~Mort Crim,
Second Thoug...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 164 views | posted Feb 10, 2006 at 11:05 PM

Profile photos  
There are lots of reasons participants choose not to post photos in their ads. Some have experienced unhealthy relationships, while others may have high profile jobs, and still others may be outright...More...

0 comments | 4 kudos | 219 views | posted Jan 30, 2006 at 6:25 PM