| you sure do go a pretty mouth |
| about myself: |
| im filthy rich, i have the second largest penis in the world, a mirror cant even reflect all my beauty, i am the jeanie in the bottle. my majic carpet has bass. other than those minor things, im just a regular guy. |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Separated |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 75 miles of New Orleans, Louisiana United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Brown |
| hair: | Salt and pepper |
| hairstyles: | Bald or shaved |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 5'8 (173cm) |
| weight: | 175 lbs (80kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | School of life |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Yes! |
| living status: | Living with kids (part time) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
| girl and boy, the greatest kids in the world. spend almost all my spare time with them. |
| wants children: | Already have one/a few and no more |
| job: | Other |
| about my work: |
| i work too much, but thats what the job calls for. i do enjoy it |
| political position: | Some other viewpoint |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Cars/motorcyles, Home improvement, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Sporting events, Wine tasting |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Caring, Generous, Low Maintenance, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Self Confident, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| a great date would be........... |
| the person I would like to meet: |
im looking for a fat, lazy, unattractive, jobless, drug using, filthpot. she has to bathe at least once every three months but no more than once a week. i want her to be very rude and vulgar and fart everytime i say "i love you". she has to be mean and inconsiderate also.
wtf? what kind of question is this? im looking for the same thing everyone on here is looking for. someone attractive, someone kind and caring, and someone that fits my personality which we wont know until we go out. |
| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (med) | No, don't smoke, From time to time in clubs and bars, Light smoker, Trying to quit! |
| living status: (high) | Living alone, Living with kids, Living with roommate(s), Social household (family and/or friends over often), Living with kids (part time) |
| attributes: (med) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (high) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Slim / Slender |
| height: (med) | 4'8 (142cm) to 5'10 (178cm) |
| willing to relocate: (low) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| wants children: (low) | Do not want children |
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