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jumping blonde
Mar 7 @ 4:31PM in Jokes & Humor
jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the fir...
TWO MARRIED EGG'S
Mar 7 @ 3:43PM in Jokes & Humor
THESE TWO EGGS HAD JUST BEEN MARRIED
AND WERE ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
WHILE THEY WERE SITTING ON THE BED MAKING OUT.
THE FAMALE EGG PUSHED THE MALE EGG AWAY AND
SAID I JUST HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROO...
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR
Mar 5 @ 7:46PM in Jokes & Humor
I'M SORRY I HIT THE BUTTIN TWICE
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR
Mar 5 @ 7:43PM in Jokes & Humor
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAID
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE. THE MAN SAID I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK BUT I'M BROKE. BUT I HAVE A MOUSE THAT CAN
TALK AND DO WHAT I TELL TIME TO DO. THE BARTENDER
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A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR
Mar 5 @ 7:42PM in Jokes & Humor
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAID
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE. THE MAN SAID I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK BUT I'M BROKE. BUT I HAVE A MOUSE THAT CAN
TALK AND DO WHAT I TELL TIME TO DO. THE BARTENDER
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