You know you are old when......
Aug 4 @ 12:18PM in General Talk
Someone says your shorts are too short - little do they know that your butt cheeks are sagging farther than they should and your shorts are not too long - your butt is!!

You know you are old when......
Jul 31 @ 2:11PM in General Talk
A regular pair of panties turns into a thong when you put them on

Things have slipped so far south your knees have wrinkles

Kinky sex is those aches and pains you get afterward

Those bags und...

This website is a joke
Oct 7 @ 3:13PM in Mississippi
Just took a look at your pic - even over 40's wouldn't have you, hon.

TATTOOS - TO TAT OR NOT TO TAT
May 29 @ 1:24PM in General Talk
Pros - they looked really great when I was young and firm. Exaggerating - not.

My Diary (your diary too, if you want to post)
May 29 @ 12:29PM in General Talk
Dear Diary,

Are any of us where we expected to be at this stage of our lives? Alone and on a dating site - not in the plans.

TATTOOS - TO TAT OR NOT TO TAT
May 29 @ 12:18PM in General Talk
Yes, in order to avoid dissension - I am tattooed and have been for years. But there are drawbacks to tattoos:

The butterfly on my shoulder is now fluttering on my butt cheek.

The sleeping ange...

AAAAHHHHH - I just saw my mother
Feb 9 @ 8:05PM in General Talk
SO - that's what that is on my chin.

AAAAHHHHH - I just saw my mother
Feb 9 @ 7:19PM in General Talk
Hmmm - I don't look like anybody. Could I be adopted - from a tribe of gypsies.

AAAAHHHHH - I just saw my mother
Feb 9 @ 3:01PM in General Talk
Any person who wants to see me sans clothes - needs group therapy. I can hear the screams of "Blind me - I never want to see again."

AAAAHHHHH - I just saw my mother
Feb 9 @ 12:26AM in General Talk
The saddest thing is - when you call the dogs' names trying to remember which child you are trying to talk to.