| dear fellow business owners |
| about myself: |
Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying
> to give away , so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
>
> 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.
>
> Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman
> on a motorcycle in front.
>
> The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the
> biggest car. It's Senator Obama.
>
> 'Hi , little girl , what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
>
> 'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small , their eyes
> are not even open yet.'
>
> 'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
>
> 'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
>
> The tall man smiled , returned to his car and they drove away.
> Sensing a good photo opportunity , Sen. Obama called his campaign
> manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
>
> It was planned that they would return the next day , have all
> the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
>
> The next day , Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner
> with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big
> motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from
> ABC , NBC , CBS , BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason..
>
> Everyone had their cameras ready and then , Sen. Obama got out
> of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
>
> 'Now , don't be frightened , ' he said , 'I just want you to tell
> all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving
> away today.'
>
> 'Yes sir , ' Mary Pat said , 'They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
>
> Taken by surprise , Sen. Obama said , 'But yesterday , you told me
> that they were DEMOCRATS.'
>
> Little Mary Pat says , 'Yes , I know. But today , they have their
> eyes open.'
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, "Intimate" activities, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 1 miles of Perrysburg, Ohio United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Green |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears, Curly |
| body type: | Few extra pounds |
| height: | 5'10 (178cm) |
| weight: | 240 lbs (110kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Associates degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Christian |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living alone, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Cat(s) |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Labor/Construction |
| income: | $35,001 to $50,000 |
| political position: | Conservative |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Antiquing/collecting, Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Cars/motorcyles, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Travel, TV, Video games, Volunteer work, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adaptable, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
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