| Just how do you screw in a lightbulb? |
| about myself: |
I’m the son of french man-whore, born the only male of 14 children scattered throughout Southern California amidst 12 women who wonder what became of him. On any given full moon you can find me giving my cat a Mohawk and tossing him in the pool. Entertainment frequently comes in the form of lasagna induced pondering of life’s enduring questions.
My hobbies include collecting old heroin needles from the dumpsters behind Beverly Hills restaurants and having them tested for aids. I also like to anonymously write the local newspapers explaining how I committed crimes I hear of on the news.
I’m incredibly ticklish on my bottom and sometimes I get thrown out of meetings at work because I simply can’t stop laughing when I sit on a soft surface. Friday is casual so I make certain there’s a small hole in my pants somewhere that’ll show off my pink fishnets. When I’m at the water fountain I hold a sign that says “The end is near.” and mutter quotes from Davey and Goliath.
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, On line chat, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within * miles of Adelanto, California United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Shoulder-length, Straight & natural |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 5'10 (178cm) |
| weight: | 180 lbs (82kg) |
| bodyart: | Visible tattoo |
| Background |
| education: | Bachelor's degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, European |
| more specifically: | English |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Christian |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with kids, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Cat(s), Dog(s), Fish |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Four or more |
| about my children: |
| I have four lovely girls and I just want to be thier hero. I enjoy raising them on my own, with a lot of help from my oldest! And No, I really really don't need a new mother for them, they're all doing fine. |
| wants children: | Already have one/a few and no more |
| job: | Computers/IT |
| about my work: |
| I have a great job bringing computers into my student's reach and making sure the business of educating them runs smoothly. |
| income: | $75,001 to $100,000 |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Cars/motorcyles, Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Family/children, Fashion events, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Travel, Working out, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
If the perfect woman and I could go to the local pick and pull and swap car parts between the Chevys and Fords for a few hours, then make our way to Spago without changing clothes. After dinner we could moon cars on the freeway or just pan handle at the Shell gas station in Compton.
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| the person I would like to meet: |
| I'd like meet intelligent girls with a good sense of humor, at least a desire to have some stories, a bit on the wild side but not out of control. No drugs, and I don't mind if you drink, as long as you don't mind if I don't. Someone who likes to take a chance once in a while! |
| Ideal Match |
| hair: (low) | Black, Brown, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light blonde, Light brown, Strawberry blonde |
| ethnicity: (high) | Asian, Caucasian, European, Hispanic/Latin |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (med) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Muscular, Slim / Slender |
| height: (low) | 4'10 (147cm) to 5'10 (178cm) |
| wants children: (low) | Do not want children |
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