| Hello. The bird is here |
| about myself: |
Well lemme see. What can be said of the bird that countless women haven't already written on the walls a women's bathrooms, or whispered bout over drinks at parties.
First thing is I'm pretty much a bonfied genius. Now I know that sounds sorta conceitedly, but doggone, it is plumb true. Heck fire, I got loads a brains I ain't ever used yet. I can whip most jackanapes in an argumental using only bout half a my brain. Don't beleive it, jest stand back and watch me go.
Second, my immensely IQ is only surpassed by my amazing prowess with the women folk. Alla a you young fellers stand back and watch how a seasoned pro does it.
Third, I am very humbly type person. OK, maybe I am fulla myself jest a little.
OK, now fer the really really. I love women. I really do. The female gender is bout the most wonderful thing ever ta grace a sorry arse planet. Any sorta human endeavor that don't include females has no point. I ain't only talking bout the physicality, (althought that's pretty great too) but also the way a women's thinks.
I love listnen to fellers whine about women being manipulative, er moody, er emotional, er vindictive. Hell yarse they are!!!! And there ain't no dang apoligies due fer it. at least their interesting!!!! Ain't nothing more dull then some dork bragging bout his motorbike, er car, er trying to impress how strong they are. I'd dump a boatload a them clueless bafoons overboard fer a little converstionlizin with a lady.
Lesse what else. Ima hopelessly in love with some a the ladies on here. Hmmmm. Better jest use initials so I don't create a jealously.
L, B, BM, 1S, HW, LC, YP, P wait, I gotter an idea ABCDEFGHIJKLOMPQRSTUVWXYZ. There, that outter bout cover it.
If ya pick on any lady, yer a first cass slob and I am probably gonna say so. If ya pick on one I care bout, I am liable ta freak out and kick a mudhole a |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | "Intimate" activities |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue gray |
| hair: | Light blonde |
| hairstyles: | Shoulder-length |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 185 lbs (85kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | School of life |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
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