| "Can I even get a fake number?" |
| about myself: |
It says to write something juicy but I will save that for when we have phone sex.Plus I don't want to get you all hot and wet,cause you might email me and I don't like you and you will be disappointed.But if you are hot hell just even sexy then chances are I will talk to you.Maybe even talk to you on cam for a small fee of course.No seriously I'm a nice guy, I like to have fun as you can see, as you read my profile you would find out.If you made it this far and still reading then you should go all the way and read it all.
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within Florida, United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 220 lbs (101kg) |
| bodyart: | Hidden tattoo, Ear piercing(s) |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Christian |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Other |
| about my work: |
| I'm in property management repair I repair houses and condoes |
| political position: | Don't really care |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Board games/cards, Cars/motorcyles, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Video games, Volunteer work, Working out |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| To watch midget porn,donkey shows,and animals having sex like humans, it's a good way to break the ice on the first date.Know the second date gets better thats when we get to join in.If you make it to the third date I dump you.I'm juust kidding! Iwanted to see if you had a good sence of humor and if you really reading this crap.I would take you out somewhere nice like Burger King or something and get you a Whopper and if I like like you I would even upsize it and then make you pay for it of course.No really I would get to know you first and find out what you like and suprise you.But you would have to be yourself and relax and have fun,don't like someone who is all up tight.Your garranteed to have fun with me. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| She would have to be short,under 4 ft. so it will make me look really tall and she would have to be butt ugly so I would have no fear of her leaving me.The crazier the better so they can keep up with me being I just got of the psych ward.She would have to be anyrexic too cause I wont feed her,she has to like getting beat all the time and not talk unless I tell her.kidding again!I want her to be sweet and kind and genle but rough and tough as well.She really has to like kids cause I want to get a farm and have alot of them to work on it.haha No I want to have kids and a family but we have to really love each other first.NO MORE BREAK UPS!!!!!!!! Hell if you made it this far you must be cool or crazy one either way I probablely would like you so don't be shy and email me.....P.S.I don't like girls who say their educated with degrees and half of their profile is spelled wrong........... |
| Ideal Match |
| activities: (med) | Bars/pubs, Cars/motorcyles, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Sporting events, TV, Volunteer work, Working out |
| drinks: (low) | Socially |
| attributes: (high) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Religious, Self Confident, Sensitive, Trustworthy, Funny |
| body type: (high) | Average, Curvy |
| willing to relocate: (low) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| wants children: (low) | Maybe/Undecided |
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