S-H-I-T  
A man went into a restaurant and set down to be waited on. Before long the waitress came with pen and pad and asked him what he wanted. Trying to be funny he said to her.

"I'll have a B-L-T-N-T...More...

7 comments | 4 kudos | 157 views | posted Apr 1, 2009 at 4:12 PM

~~~A Dog's Purpose (from a 6 year old  

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached ...More...

5 comments | 3 kudos | 122 views | posted Mar 29, 2009 at 10:40 AM

~~~How Blonde Is She???~~~  
I had blonde hair once upon a time when I was a little girl. Wonder what happened to it?
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
...More...

6 comments | 0 kudos | 134 views | posted Mar 25, 2009 at 12:43 AM

Girlie Wisdom  

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.. she has 14 kids but doesn't really care..

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a ...More...

6 comments | 1 kudo | 121 views | posted Mar 23, 2009 at 9:17 AM

~~~Jesus Took The Wheel~~~  
Gosh it seems like a long time since I have really blogged. I have been so busy with sick grand babies, then the daughter. They finally got over the flu and someone got an ear infection and was misera...More...

12 comments | 7 kudos | 187 views | posted Mar 21, 2009 at 8:13 PM

~~~Check For Alzheimer's~~~  
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each
line aloud without a mistake. The average ...More...

11 comments | 2 kudos | 182 views | posted Mar 11, 2009 at 8:44 AM

~~~Birthday Thanks~~~  
First of all I would like to thank Tira, Lynn, and Spirit Energy for their blogs and forum threads wishing me a happy birthday. While it may not mean much to others, it meant the world to me.

Afte...More...

17 comments | 5 kudos | 207 views | posted Mar 9, 2009 at 8:09 PM

~~~The Repairman~~~  
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman

couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his

neck right out of joint looki...More...

8 comments | 1 kudo | 134 views | posted Mar 9, 2009 at 11:04 AM

~~~What a Beautiful Day~~~  
After all the nasty weather of winter, I can smell the birthing of spring. It is surely right around the corner. Today the temps are in the 70's and the sun is shining. No need to run the furnace at t...More...

8 comments | 2 kudos | 123 views | posted Mar 7, 2009 at 2:44 PM

~~~30th Birthday  
It was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great

when I woke up that morning.

I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant

and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a ...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 118 views | posted Mar 5, 2009 at 8:57 AM