| Hello from Wyoming |
| about myself: |
Hello, I am a lazy, no-good slob, that can't think for herself! I also can't seem to keep a job, I wonder why that is? I have a large, hairy wart on the end of my nose. 15 children and 14 pets. I can drink anyone under the table, and smoke 13 packs a day. The smoker's cough isn't what keeps me from dancing, it's my club foot!
I've cut back on the number of meals I eat per day, around 7, but I still want to maintain my unusual girth. Now why wouldn't you want to go out with me??? By the way, I am the one in the middle, see? i told you I was telling the truth! |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Brown |
| hair: | Auburn |
| hairstyles: | Shoulder-length |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 5'2 (157cm) |
| weight: | 150 lbs (69kg) |
| bodyart: | Visible tattoo |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Christian / Protestant |
| denomination: | Baptist |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with kids, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Dog(s) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | One |
| job: | Self-employed |
| about my work: |
| my sister and I are co-owners of a local business |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Family/children, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Reading, Spending time with pets, TV |
| attributes: | Active, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| My ideal first date would be a quiet dinner, to get to know eachother. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Someone as lazy as I am, a horrible cook, because we need to eat out all the time; the dishes are always in the sink. Needs to have at least as many kids and pets as I do, I can't do ALL the work! The bigger, fatter cigars the better! Missing a few front teeth, and the rest are yellow. Goes thru as many jobs as possible, because variety is the spice of life! Can't STAND anyone with a sense of humor. Oh and last but not least: Must not be taller than 5'2", because I look down on everyone. The hairier back, the better! As far as weight goes, the sky's the limit! Now, who wouldn't want to go out with YOU?? Serious replies only! |
| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (low) | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: (low) | Never, Socially |
| ethnicity: (low) | Caucasian, Mixed Race, Native American |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Few extra pounds, Muscular, Slim / Slender |
| height: (low) | 5'10 (178cm) to 6'4 (193cm) |
| religion: (low) | Christian / Protestant |
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