I like it when her booty's on my chin  
....an original work.....by me.
I Like It When Her Booty's On My Chin

I like it when her booty's on my chin,
It makes me start to wonder where she's been,
Oh I like it when h...More...

7 comments | 4 kudos | 229 views | posted Apr 15, 2009 at 10:38 AM

Want to get a laugh from some of this boring political talk? Heres how.....  
The theme of the day is a "New Direction". Watch the news, anything about politics, and you are guaranteed to here this phrase quite often......America needs a New Direction!!!

Well, next time y...More...

13 comments | 1 kudo | 227 views | posted Dec 17, 2007 at 6:15 PM

Why do they call it a Unicorn?  
Is it because they only have one.......ummmm......corn?
I would think they would call it a unihorn......silly me.

5 comments | 0 kudos | 244 views | posted Aug 26, 2007 at 2:37 PM

If your turn signal blinks real fast when you turn it on......  
It means one of your signal light bulbs is out on that side.....(happened to me today actually). Drive to your nearest auto parts store and apply that turn signal again to see if it is the front or t...More...

11 comments | 0 kudos | 326 views | posted Jul 30, 2007 at 5:46 PM

Is Geico secretly plotting to re-colonize the US?  
The Geico lizard......or gecko to be more precise.
They have explained to us, through their commercials, the reason for choosing an animal (because people will take advice from a cute talking an...More...

27 comments | 0 kudos | 318 views | posted Jul 13, 2007 at 10:35 AM

A Funny Thing Happend At The Farm Yesterday.....  
Me and my buddy went out to their farm to shoot some guns yesterday, and just as I had started shooting, my phone rang.
This wouldnt be very funny, except when my phone rings, it plays the theme ...More...

7 comments | 2 kudos | 353 views | posted Jun 26, 2007 at 3:34 PM

Im thinking of creating a new reality show called.....Masturbation Habitation  
We could get a bunch of people to live in a house (preferrably hot horny ones) and at the end of a month, the winner is the one who masturbated on camera the most often. It might have to be on HBO or...More...

8 comments | 1 kudo | 374 views | posted Jun 15, 2007 at 2:49 PM

Puppet Masters on MD  
Do you ever get the feeling that there are a few "puppet masters" here on the MD blogs and forums? I do.

I think there are a few (hard to say how many, but more than one) people who have many di...More...

16 comments | 1 kudo | 525 views | posted Jun 11, 2007 at 4:54 PM

Why most of us will never find a mate on the internet....  
People fill out these profiles with lofty expectations. Many of us, make pre-requisites of others, that we could not even meet ourselves. How in the world can we expect to meet a "real person" who m...More...

40 comments | 4 kudos | 770 views | posted Jun 4, 2007 at 5:29 PM