| Lies, lies, and more lies |
| about myself: |
After a brief appearance and a lengthy hiatus I am returning to MD... maybe
I am being forced to lie about my appearance... weights only go to 300 and extremely obese is not a choice for body type. Actually I'm very skinny but I wear a fat suit when I go out in public. Fortunately that is only once a week. The rest of the time I sit at home playing computer games because I don't have a job.
Are you in love with me yet? |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Crystal Lake, Illinois United States |
| Appearance |
| body type: | Heavyset |
| height: | 5'0 (152cm) |
| weight: | 300 lbs (138kg) |
| Lifestyle |
| about my work: |
| I am currently in the witness relocation program. The US govt is trying to place me in an annonymous lowpaying job until the mob discovers my whereabouts. Don't tell anyone you were talking to me. |
| Qualities |
| my idea of a great date: |
| One where mafia hitmen don't find me |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Someone who has better connections than the people who are looking for me. |
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