Sparkly Stuff  
What is it with glitter on Christmas cards this year.
I've received three so far.
My desk looks like a stripper danced on it.
Who makes this crap?
Hellmark. That's who.
Oh well, I guess it's t...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 75 views | posted Dec 21, 2008 at 2:38 PM

Counter Coffee and Senility  
Have you ever made counter coffee? Well, this morning I did. I loaded 2 slightly-heaping little thing-a-ma-jigs of coffee (I drink a lot so I make it weak) into the filter and filled the maker with 12...More...

7 comments | 0 kudos | 132 views | posted Dec 3, 2008 at 6:45 PM

LUXURY ITEMS  
Luxury items are on their way out. Auto manufactures are closing gas-guzzling vehicle plants like Hummer and stores like Sharper Image and others are going bankrupt and closing all their stores. There...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 120 views | posted Nov 23, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Have you had your Valves Checked Today?  
If you had tires installed on your car, or tire valves replaced, in the last couple of years you might want to have your valve stems checked for leaks. I sell Tech International brand of tire repair p...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 106 views | posted Nov 17, 2008 at 8:55 PM

Blast from the Past  
Wow! What a blast from the past that is on now on ThinkTV. The Mamas and the Papas from 10 to 11 and now Bob Dylan. Enjoy it, cus I am.

2 comments | 0 kudos | 78 views | posted Nov 1, 2008 at 11:25 PM

Humans and birds  
I’ve been kicking around the idea of a installing a wind mill for electricity and came across this article having to do with birds being killed by them.

Note: If you are a bird lover or squeamish, ...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 122 views | posted Oct 25, 2008 at 6:33 PM

Letter to the President  
Dear President Bush,
I am a little more than upset at the way you have run this country into the ground and I have a lot of question for you to answer. You had to know what was happe...More...

8 comments | 1 kudo | 192 views | posted Oct 20, 2008 at 1:16 PM

Spammers new twist  
Hello,
I represent a beauty modelling company, in london and we have
selected one of your image portfolio for a PEPSI billboard advertisment at"Heathrow Airport".All we need is your approval,to enab...More...

6 comments | 0 kudos | 104 views | posted Oct 17, 2008 at 10:18 PM

Gross Joke No. 1  
The spittoon

Two drunks are sitting in a bar and one drunk says to the other, "I'll give you fithty dollars if you drink that spittoon." The other drunk gets up and looks into the spittoon and says...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 128 views | posted Oct 3, 2008 at 9:31 PM

ROAD TO A FAIR TAX  
With all the previous and future bailouts, and you know Washington has just started, we need to come up with a fair way of taxing people by the way they live. One way that I see to be fair is to use a...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 110 views | posted Sep 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM