| Just a plain ol me lookin' fer a plain ol you! |
| about myself: |
I'm just a plain ol redneck feller lookin' fer a plain ol redneck woman. I fart and belch when I get gas, I scratch my ass when it itches, I cuss when I get pissed and sometimes just fer the hell of it. Hell I even cry a little now and then, even over a stupid movie occasionally. I don't cheat, I don't drink except for maybe a beer now and then. I smoke like a freight train. I have a lot of tattoos I'm a bit overweight. I raised four kids and now have 11 grandkids. I'm looking fer a nice unattached female about my age (54) to spend the rest if my life with. I love touching and being touched. Love to cuddle a lot. Not much of a conversationalist though. Just when the mood hits me. I like to go out for long rides in the country and visit State Parks like Lencols's Boyhod Home near Dale IN, Mammoth Cave Near Cave City KY, and Springmill Park Near Mitchell IN. I also like watching TV, and Movies And just being a home body. But it just ain't no fun doing that stuff by yourself! Sure be nice to have somebody to do it with. Oh I like fishing a little too and cookouts and stuff like that there.
I won't put up with anyone that cheats, lies, steals anything except my heart, or that isn't at least mostly honest. Looks doesn't make a damn to me nor does your size. It's what's on the inside that really counts anyway. So ifn' your entersted, just gimme a holler. I also like to pamper my woman when I get the chance too, by giving her full body massages, washing her hair, giving her a bath, or cooking for her. I like to serve her breakfast in bed sometimes too. Waddya think? Are you reddy fer it? Then come an get it! I'll be a watin'! |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Long term relationship, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Jeffersonville, Indiana United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Straight & natural |
| body type: | Few extra pounds |
| height: | 6'2 (188cm) |
| weight: | 270 lbs (124kg) |
| bodyart: | Lots of tats |
| Background |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Heavy smoker here! |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Four or more |
| about my children: |
| All grown and on their own with kids of their own. Thank God! |
| job: | Transportation/Logistics |
| about my work: |
| Well, right now I'm unemployed as of about a week ago got my ass caned on 09/26/08. but I'm a otr Trucker and hope to have another job soon! I'm usually not out of work long. |
| political position: | Don't really care |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, Travel, TV, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Caring, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Low Maintenance, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| Oh, Hell I don't know! Maybe a movie and a bite to eat. or a walk in the park somewhere. Maybe just having a meal at home or whatever. Doesn't really matter. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Well I'd prefer her to be breathing. That'd be nice. She'd have to be the same type of person as I am. Human. Not too much of a nagger. Just kinda laid back like me. It'd be nice if she was better lookin' than me though. A good cook would be good but not necessary. But she deffinately have to be honest, trustworthy, loving, caring, romantic, and very passionate. She'd have to love to cuddle a lot, love to be touches and massaged. And all the good stuff a man likes in a woman. But most of all ...she'd have to be as willing to be with me as I would to be with her. First friends then go from there. Warning! I do tend to move kinda quick if I really like the lady though. She may have to pull in the reigns occasionally. |
| Ideal Match |
| body type: (high) | Average, Big and beautiful, Curvy, Few extra pounds, Full-figured, Heavyset, Stocky |
| religion: (high) | Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual |
| attend ceremonies: (low) | Never |
| job: (high) | Labor/Construction, Not for profit, Restaurant/Food Service, Retail, Self-employed, Volunteer |
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