gandhi  
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he ...More...

5 comments | 3 kudos | 221 views | posted Sep 13, 2007 at 10:02 AM

2 for whatever the heck day it is  
top 10 things men know about women

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special horse
There's this guy who had been lost and wa...More...

10 comments | 3 kudos | 252 views | posted Sep 12, 2007 at 8:31 AM

area woman "melds" into keyboard *  
MD associated press © staff writer
sept 10, 2007

area woman, smiling_amy, has grown into her keyboard. or rather, her computer keyboard became part of her anatomy. at least that's what police make...More...

8 comments | 8 kudos | 351 views | posted Sep 10, 2007 at 10:10 PM

monday, monday. joke, joke  
the assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and one woman. For the final t...More...

4 comments | 4 kudos | 235 views | posted Sep 10, 2007 at 9:41 AM

top 10 most common errors that cats commit  
10) I before E except after C. The number of times I've seen cats write "seige" and "recieve" is no joke.

9) Leading from under the ace.

8) Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty", and Bogey never ...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 299 views | posted Sep 7, 2007 at 11:10 AM

list of favorite comedians  
ok, i'm at work...so i'll try to make it quick. like in jim nastics' tv show blog, this is a list "under construction".

here goes (in no particular order)

1. kathy griffin (she's great...seen he...More...

21 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Sep 6, 2007 at 2:09 PM

top 16 thin books  
16. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES-by Bill Clinton
15. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O.J. Simpson
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S...More...

15 comments | 1 kudo | 362 views | posted Sep 5, 2007 at 2:40 PM

problem? i ain't got a problem! *  
i can stop with the matchdoctor any time i want! i don't need nobody to tell me when to get off the computer.

yes, of course i know what time it is. i got a handle on it. i'm just gonna post a coup...More...

14 comments | 9 kudos | 406 views | posted Sep 4, 2007 at 10:19 PM

cats and dogs  
MEMO: How to Clean the Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you ...More...

12 comments | 4 kudos | 306 views | posted Sep 4, 2007 at 8:54 AM

jokes for those of us working on this fine labor day - useful phrases for work  
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside th...More...

8 comments | 3 kudos | 278 views | posted Sep 3, 2007 at 9:56 AM