Icebreakers part two
51. "Lemme guess. Korean?" 52. "You look like someone who wants to see genuine autopsy photos—am I right, or am I right?" 53. "Allow me to quote my good friend Jared Fogle. Yes, of Subway comme... More...
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posted Sep 24, 2007 at 1:57 PM
100 Icebreakers to Avoid aka opening lines
You only get one chance to make a first impression. We recommend you avoid the following icebreakers... 1. "You might recognize me from your window." 2. "You're not going to believe how many ... More...
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posted Sep 24, 2007 at 1:46 PM
A joke .. To Offend Nearly Everyone
remember this is only a joke Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation A. A different bar. Q. What ... More...
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posted Sep 22, 2007 at 3:46 PM
Talking USMC Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale " He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him th... More...
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posted Sep 22, 2007 at 2:24 AM
Poetry and prayer for the Soul
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks... More...
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posted Sep 19, 2007 at 11:28 PM
romantic, unromantic two line poem
The following are entries to a contest by the Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem ... except that the last line had to be as unromantic as the first line was... More...
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posted Sep 19, 2007 at 5:06 PM
Love those firm, ripe, pink peaches
A Texas rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 (age and bust) something lady, dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his ba... More...
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posted Sep 10, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Pro football starts tonight, 9-06-2007
The Colts play the Saints to tip off the season here in Indy aka the home of the reigning Super Bowl Champions. Without any comments "please" simply predict what the score will be, TIA, for underst... More...
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posted Sep 6, 2007 at 6:16 PM
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