Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....
Jul 22 @ 5:43AM in Dating & Romance
"Flash 'em for me ......come onnnnnn....pleaseeeeeee..."

I kind of miss standing on the front porch in the a.m. and flashing them (o) (o) for him as he was leaving for work...LOL. It was ...

A Forum Post For CRACKERJACKPAT
Jul 4 @ 7:45AM in General Talk
The following poem fits you to a 'T' Pat-tie... You are a fine example of
God's Love.

And, quoting Christopher Robin: "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you ...

No Laughing Matter
Dec 24 @ 7:15PM in Jokes & Humor
Poor guy!!!

Holiday Quiz
Dec 24 @ 7:13PM in Jokes & Humor
It's New Years Eve. Excuse me, 2a.m. New Years Day. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as...

Longest post on MD!
Dec 24 @ 7:04PM in Jokes & Humor
Did I miss something?

Pun intended
Dec 10 @ 1:22PM in Jokes & Humor
#20...... Poor guy!

Santa's Goin' South
Dec 10 @ 1:19PM in Jokes & Humor
A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a go...

What would you buy?
Dec 3 @ 2:53PM in General Talk
If I had two loafs of bread, I would sell one and buy a rose,
for that would feed my soul.....

If you had two loafs of bread and sold one, what would you buy and why?

New Link Colors
Nov 15 @ 9:50PM in Announcements
Ahhh, there's always something to improve upon. Great idea, "Link Colors"!

Is there such a thing as being tooooo spoiled? MD's doin' a good job!

Four letter word
Nov 3 @ 7:51PM in Michigan
This year, I'd prefer to hibernate thru the snowball fights, the shoveling, and getting stuck on the road in front of my driveway..... ...and walking a quarter mile across the wide open spaces e...