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| about myself: |
| I just love flowering women with gifts. I find myself happiest when I'm spending money and jumping through hoops trying to please my lady. After a night out I give her a complete body massage and become her personal servant. If your looking for that one special partner to dump all your troubles on, or just someone to blame for the next poor choice that's just around the corner, then I'm your fall guy! Yes that's right, no more yelling at the rug rats, you can stop kicking the dog and give it to someone who understands those unpredictable mood swings! If your putting "Bitch Mode" on hold for a while, no problem, keep my profile handy and close by for future use, you know it's bound to happen sooner or later, it always does right? So let it rip, we all need to vent a little and when it's your turn, I'll be here for you. So whenever you feel the need to go off, just send me a message you angel you.... You know you want to, so go ahead and vent baby vent! |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat, "Intimate" activities, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue gray |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Few extra pounds |
| height: | 5'10 (178cm) |
| weight: | 190 lbs (87kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| religion: | Agnostic |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Dog(s) |
| has children: | No |
| about my work: |
| Do we really want to talk about work here? I mean, aren't there enough forums out there where bitching about work and moaning about your useless boss is the usual topic of discussion? I thought we were here to test the waters of romance, make friends, chat with people we'll never meet and lie to them about places we've never been and things we've never done. Well, now that I think about it, work is one of those things........ |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Antiquing/collecting, Cars/motorcyles, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Adventurous, Opinionated, Problem Solver, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
Well, ending it with an orgasm is the first thing that comes to mind. But ever since the stakes in sexual gratification have been raised to include death, I think it's best to keep that activity on the shelf until all medical certificates are current and all cootie shots up to date. If your afraid of doctors,a note from your mother is acceptable.
Actually, now that I'm getting a little older, I probably can't please a woman as well as when I was a young stud. But I have found that my personality can get them out of the mood pretty quick, so that takes alot of the pressure off.
What I don't like on first dates, is when a woman spins her head around 360 degrees while were out in public. But aside from that, I'm good with just about anything. It's not that I don't like parlor tricks, It's just that I'd like her to save that one until we become more serious in the relationship and are actually an item. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
I'm looking for a girl that has a knack for spending money. A selfish woman who know's she's all that and flirts with every man she see's while on a date with me.
I enjoy repairing her broke down car and while I'm at it, here's my keys, the tanks full and I'm sure you have plenty of places to visit. Just give me a call when it runs out of gas and let me know what tow yard it's in.
Women who suffer from PMS two weeks out of a month are a plus in my book. If your Bipolar,,, I'm already in love! Mood swings? I say bring on the rollerdoaster! If you have nothing but male friends, hey, I understand, you just get along better with men. Want to spend the night at your exe's place so he can fix your computer,,, no problem. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy and it's all about trusting you, right?
I always have an eye out for girl with a sharp tongue. One who badmouths everyone not within ears reach. A real gift would be to find a woman who knows it all, regardless of what topic we discuss as she would certainly be a joy to listen to and learn from.
Cooking and cleaning skills? What a turn off, the only thing my lady needs to make, are reservations! So act now and don't miss this great opportunity to dump your troubles on someone who has had plenty of experience dealing with the problem girl!
My only request is that you shower or bathe at least once a day, so the a$$ I kiss is nice and clean!
Oh yeah, I would never call you the "C" word either,,,,,,, well maybe when I'm talking dirty to you during sex,,, but only then. Because your my angel!
Yes, finally, the guy you can actually be yourself with, right from the start! No more acting like your having a good time when you wish you were somewhere else! No more faking the big "O". You can hate my friends, my clothes and my pets. No need to laugh at my stupid jokes, just be yourself. So let me hear you complain!!! |
| Ideal Match |
| attributes: (low) | Adventurous, Attractive, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Self Confident, Trustworthy, Funny |
| height: (low) | 4'4 (132cm) to 5'8 (173cm) |
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