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pantyinspector
36-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 22 - 50
High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
Last Activity: 1 month ago
 Virgo
Virgo Singles
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| ### LIKE A MUSHROOM IM A FUNGI ### |
| about myself: |
# Santa claws i swear down has never liked me since the age of 12 , seems to forget every year to drop off the list of where all the naughty girls live,
# Im so lucky in my view that i wasnt born with 2 left feet so my life does revolve in going around and around in circles like some,
# I did once have a 6 Pack [ hold that thought for just 1minute ladies] i did have 1 until i drank it ,
# I cant stand the taste of my own blood in my mouth hence ive learnt over the years to stop biting my tongue ,
# I will appoligise to those ladies now if im ever a pain in the ass please im sorry but we were doing it doggystle and it was the 1st hole i came too ,
# I personally feel im good with figures but the odd thing about that is i was crap at maths at school ,
# I may come across as a dirty sod at times but you have my word that i do shower regularly ,
# I have to sadly say i have lost my virginity but the weirdest thing about it is i cant find it / buy one / get new one anywhere ?
# Ive searched the world via my travels on and offline and still to this day cant find the pub where "sex on tap is sold" any ideas ?
# Just because im a clown with balls please dont ask me to juggle with them as im useless , id rather watch someone else do that for me ,
# I think to think im like a PC , with a good hard drive , no viruses but forever going down on you , shux thats windows for you ,
# I hate laying tables as im wondering one day i will get splinters , ouch .
# I never judge a book just by its cover as my dad taught me the centre spreads the best bit ,
# Im a gentleman and wouldnt dream of kicking any lady out of bed for farting ,
# Other than that i dont have an email address i dont messenger i dont oil up my attempts of man boobs on cam , got a question , want a chat just message me here standard , happy days .
# Fakers / Playettes can ALL JOG ON !!!!!!!!
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| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Teased or spiked |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Average smoker |
| drinks: | Socially |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Law Enforcement/Security |
| about my work: |
# 10 Winter seasons in the holiday industry in Europe
# Was a Snowboard Instructor UK
# At present a part time Law Enforcement Officer
# May be only in the UK for the next 2 yrs as when / if my circumstances havent changed and ive saved enough £ and im sick n tired of England then i am going to live abroad in Austria / France |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adventurous, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
# I never dated in the alps just had holiday cheeky good fun so this dating thing is all alittle unknown to me
# Unsure just depends on lady doesnt it i spose |
| the person I would like to meet: |
# I love ladies eyes , personally i consider you can tell a major % by just looking at peoples eyes alone ,
# Cracking boobs is a bonus , Wayhay ! but they have a tendercey to leak everywhere so its not important ,
# If you own or did own an adams apple SORRY but please walk on bye
# If you pee with the seat UP ! SORRY but please walk on bye
# I dont want a women on a donkey i need a women with ASS
# I dont want a total fruitcake if i did id go to the supermarket
# If you can juggle in a nurses uniform then YEAH you got the job
# No Facial haired monsters , I dont do beards upstairs or down
# Got a drink / drug problem ? Dont see me about it , get proper help !
# A moaning lady in a sexual way not in my ear 24 / 7
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| Ideal Match |
| hair: (low) | Black |
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