A WEALTHY OLD MAN ---------LOL LOL LOL  
a wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters, and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.
not a single grandchilld he said with a sigh, why ill give a million...More...

4 comments | 0 kudos | 62 views | posted Oct 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM

WEEKEND PLANS  
my weekend plans are to go to the lexington barbeque festival today, the weather is calling for rain right now its raining like turning the faucet on and off, supose to clear up by noon, looks like we...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 44 views | posted Oct 24, 2009 at 8:23 AM

COLORS OF AUTUMN  
leaves are falling all around
beautiful colors
of red gold and bwown
as they fall to the ground
there is no sound
i love to see
the beautiful
colors in the tress
colors so breath taking
for ...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 34 views | posted Oct 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM

ELDERS  
E.......................ENJOYABLE

L........................LOVE

D........................DEVOTION

E.........................EVENTUALLY

R...........................More...

6 comments | 6 kudos | 58 views | posted Oct 17, 2009 at 3:48 PM

TEN INDIAN COMMANDANTS  
1. REMAIN CLOSE TO THE GREAT SPIRIT

2. SHOW GREAT RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW BEINGS

3. GIVE ASSISTANCE AND KINDNESS WHERE EVER NEEDED

4. BE TRUTHFUL AND HONEST AT ALL TIMES

5. DO WHAT YOU KNO...More...

6 comments | 5 kudos | 80 views | posted Oct 17, 2009 at 9:59 AM

OCTOBER IS AN EXCITING MONTH  
last friday my two sisters and myself went to the dixie classic fair, which is here every october, we didnt ride any rides just walked around ummmm the aroma of the fair, of corse we ate viewed ...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 48 views | posted Oct 17, 2009 at 8:21 AM

CARS LOLOLOLOLOLOL  
FORD
first on race day
found on road dead
fix or repair daily
PONTIAC
poor old nerd thought it a cadilac
CHEVROLET
can heaven even voice righteous old ladys early ...More...

10 comments | 1 kudo | 97 views | posted Oct 10, 2009 at 6:10 PM

FLAVORS LOL LOL LOL  
the children began to identify the flavors by their colors

RED.........CHERRY

YELLOW.........LEMON

GREEN........LIME

ORANGE........ORANGE
finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LIFES...More...

4 comments | 0 kudos | 84 views | posted Sep 22, 2009 at 12:08 PM

SENIOR CITIZEN  
a distraught senior citizen phoned her doctors office, is it true she wanted to know? that the medicine you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life
yes im afraid so the doctor told ...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 77 views | posted Sep 13, 2009 at 7:49 AM

OCTOBER  
i love the month of october here where i live we have so much going on first its the dixie classic fair comes every october this year 2nd/11th then the renaissance fair held in huntersville north caro...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 77 views | posted Sep 12, 2009 at 8:02 PM