EIGHT SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING!!  
You're never too old!! You're never too old!! You're never too old!!

8. You get winded from knocking on the door.

7. You have to have another kid chew the cand...More...

47 comments | 8 kudos | 498 views | posted Oct 9, 2007 at 1:09 PM

Chat up lines that I wouldn't recommend, rejections that I would  

Excuse me, my friend over there is a little embarrassed...
he wants your phone number...he needs to know where
he can get a hold of me in the morning.

So, are you going to give me your phone n...More...

27 comments | 12 kudos | 484 views | posted Oct 2, 2007 at 11:57 AM

Women vs. Men Friendships  

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Non...More...

10 comments | 6 kudos | 255 views | posted Sep 27, 2007 at 10:39 PM

Broke back mountain.  
TOP 10 OLD WEST PHRASES THAT WILL NEVER SOUND THE SAME AGAIN AFTER WATCHING THAT GAY COWBOY MOVIE

10) I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!

9) Give me a stiff one, bar keep!

8) D...More...

54 comments | 15 kudos | 548 views | posted Sep 25, 2007 at 9:06 AM

THE KING AND I  
I know there’s talk of 2 certain people on here who found love at first fish & chips….
But did the Welsh meatless sausage put a dampener on that love?
I know he bejewelled her hand with an aluminiu...More...

20 comments | 6 kudos | 271 views | posted Sep 21, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Some F%@$* bad language is about to happen here!  


I just received my 1st scumbag email. I don’t mind scammers. I get amusement out of them.
But this is like getting virtually molested!
I have ...More...

36 comments | 1 kudo | 432 views | posted Sep 19, 2007 at 10:12 AM

Inspired by 'Getting a date' Blog  
The female version
Yes you can go golfing all day~
as long as you give me your credit card and I’m gonna take my girlfriends out to Rodeo Drive on one heck of a shopping trip. It’s...More...

71 comments | 5 kudos | 539 views | posted Sep 17, 2007 at 5:53 PM

A FAREWELL ODE TO CUDAHUDSON Big it up for redneck humour!!  

I was going to post this later. Its a bit early for a christmas carol but I don't want you to miss it.

Something to mak...More...

29 comments | 5 kudos | 370 views | posted Sep 15, 2007 at 7:41 PM

I'm back! It hurts! gimme more tea!  


Well I'm back from my operation.
All in all it wasn't one of my favourite days lol.
I can't open 1 eye and it feels like theres shards of glass in it and the o...More...

52 comments | 9 kudos | 431 views | posted Sep 11, 2007 at 11:13 PM

Oh! Oh! Ohhh you got to see this!  
I just saw an advert on TV which I thought was sooo cute! It's probably because I also think the song is amaaazing!

Hope you enjoy it. Sorry, haven't figured out how to activate the link yet ...More...

17 comments | 4 kudos | 385 views | posted Sep 4, 2007 at 7:42 PM