I'm turning into CATWOMAN!  
Friends warned me that a single female living the life of a hermit will eventually turn into Catwoman with 30 cats, a stinking house and no social life. She will slowly transform without even realisin...More...

19 comments | 4 kudos | 306 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 5:22 PM

A Scammers Profile  
ABOUT MYSELF:

Hello beutifull prinssess, angle of my hart, love of my life. I wish to be your prins. I wish to spoil you and rub your feet with chocolate spread so you can lick it off weneve...More...

17 comments | 9 kudos | 300 views | posted Aug 28, 2007 at 1:03 PM

Great stress relief!  
In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone:

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a tel...More...

7 comments | 1 kudo | 201 views | posted Aug 24, 2007 at 1:40 PM

][-][APPY NEW YEAR!  

From all of us here at the Alzheimers Association

Happy New Year and all the best for 1989
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to g...More...

5 comments | 0 kudos | 154 views | posted Aug 24, 2007 at 1:06 PM

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50  
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call...More...

8 comments | 2 kudos | 190 views | posted Aug 23, 2007 at 8:32 AM

THIS OUGHT TO BOGGLE YOUR MIND!!  
Year of 1903. This ought to boggle your mind!
The year is 1903 ... one hundred years ago ... what a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics from only 100 years ago:

The ...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 175 views | posted Aug 21, 2007 at 11:24 PM

MYASS proves to be invaluable in the office.  
Millennium Year Application Software System

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Appl...More...

8 comments | 1 kudo | 181 views | posted Aug 21, 2007 at 9:38 PM

England claims America  
To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your indep...More...

23 comments | 4 kudos | 282 views | posted Aug 10, 2007 at 10:19 PM

NO MORE BLOGS! BLOGGING OUTLAWED!  
Sorry folks but I’ve just confiscated your blog board and your crayons!
This is your LAST blog on this site, NO MORE blogs can be posted.
Blogging has become illegal in the state of Cyberspace.

I...More...

9 comments | 4 kudos | 235 views | posted Aug 9, 2007 at 6:29 PM

Bad bloggers! Bad Baad bloggers! NAUGHTY!  
Why do some people write a blog but don’t let people leave comments on it! WTF??!?
It’s like a screening test, they sit there deleting 99% of ppls pending blog comments from their mail box…

Nahhh,...More...

16 comments | 9 kudos | 227 views | posted Aug 6, 2007 at 6:58 PM