Savaged By A Dead Sheep  
"Like being savaged by a dead sheep."
(Denis Healey)
Yes, it's another American Idol 2007 blog. And yes, I'm going to rag on sheeplike America for what passes for both taste and comprehe...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 244 views | posted May 9, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Ba Ba Black Sheep  

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5 comments | 8 kudos | 339 views | posted May 8, 2007 at 4:19 PM

Spawn of Satan (A Tiny Tale)  

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11 comments | 7 kudos | 279 views | posted May 7, 2007 at 1:18 AM

When The Shoe Fits  

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7 comments | 9 kudos | 361 views | posted May 5, 2007 at 9:51 AM

Lemmings in a Litterbox  

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29 comments | 12 kudos | 704 views | posted May 4, 2007 at 7:41 AM

American Sheep  
"In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep,
one must above all be a sheep oneself."
(Albert Einstein)
It was off with two more American Idol contestants tonight. Let me f...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 178 views | posted May 2, 2007 at 10:33 PM

Living On A Prayer  
"We've got to hold on
Ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got."
(Bon Jovi)
Tough night. Rock is not the strong suit of any of the final six American Idol com...More...

6 comments | 3 kudos | 190 views | posted May 1, 2007 at 9:31 PM

You're Proud of What?  

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8 comments | 4 kudos | 298 views | posted Apr 29, 2007 at 1:56 PM

Crack Spotting  

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12 comments | 4 kudos | 289 views | posted Apr 28, 2007 at 1:06 PM

And The Cat Goes "Moo"  
He said:

I swear to god, I think I'm going to pass out. I'm weak and my eyes can't focus. Whoever heard of bacon that wasn't fkng bacon? It's not bacon, it's Bermuda grass pressed under thou...More...

23 comments | 10 kudos | 451 views | posted Apr 26, 2007 at 11:13 PM