Cinderella revisited  
"Cinderella walked along the beach, gray-haired, hip-replaced and elderly, accompanied only by her arthritic old tomcat. ZAP! Her old Fairy Godmother appeared.
"Hi there, Cinders. I've come to grant ...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 148 views | posted Nov 13, 2007 at 4:06 PM

while were at it  
here we are a couple weeks before thanksgiving and gas prices are rising..........life coincidences are just too funny.......bend over here it comes....................

4 comments | 0 kudos | 143 views | posted Nov 9, 2007 at 8:19 PM

age color or creed.......no matter  
but if your married.....even if it's just by law.just dont bother lookin or even trying to talk on this site..cause well GOD doesn't agree........ .and oh brother.definately...More...

2 comments | 3 kudos | 196 views | posted Nov 9, 2007 at 5:02 PM

Married on a single site  
i just love how people on here.love to judge others.......its one of the larger problems in the world........people spend more time worrying about what others are doing.then taking care of there own a...More...

6 comments | 1 kudo | 199 views | posted Nov 9, 2007 at 4:42 PM

advice to give your daughters  
"1. Don't imagine you can change a man , unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put th...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 162 views | posted Nov 7, 2007 at 9:32 AM

aint life just a b***h  
"A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."...More...

2 comments | 2 kudos | 179 views | posted Nov 7, 2007 at 8:05 AM

husband and wife  
"Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey, that really feels wonderful....More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 104 views | posted Oct 28, 2007 at 10:20 AM

WABBITS  
"A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little
lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart m...More...

8 comments | 1 kudo | 169 views | posted Oct 28, 2007 at 10:06 AM

THE GUN IS EASIER  
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 194 views | posted Oct 23, 2007 at 10:58 AM

A Favor?  
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and c...More...

4 comments | 3 kudos | 180 views | posted Oct 22, 2007 at 4:20 PM