| The Joker (Name the band) |
| about myself: |
Email me the name of the band. Changes often.
Under the advice of several people in MD that have seen my pics, it has been strongly suggested that I do not post my pic and others that will follow...I probably should have listened, but WTF.
I have been mistaken for Gregg Allman (80/90's) far more than a dozen times since Feb/March 2007. Dang near had my arse beaten by a husband that thought I was being stuck up and not giving his wife "Gregg's" autograph during my bday bash in June.
Anyways...am a mere single parent raising two hormonal teenagers (please send meds now!!!). The only "games" I can and will tolerate are those that are called soccer matches. If into mental bs games, please do not even respond.
My kids are first and shall always remain as such. I have been raising them ALONE for 12 years straight, so if you want to change me as a parent, bug off. I occasionally do make mistakes, but without mistakes one never learns.
My voluntary involvement with boy's high school varsity soccer (and the publication of printed/online articles) is not negotiable. While I enjoy what I do upon a "voluntary" basis in order to promote the game of youth soccer within Northern Florida while also giving these student-athletes much deserved recognition, it also tends to help in paying my bills.
I have also somewhat warped and brainwashed my sons' and their friends into the oblivious of classic heavy rock (when rock was rock, not this pretentious crud that prevails today - albeit some is good) and tend to shock the "teens" with my pics and ticket stubs from the legends of rock n roll. SIGH - I must be old (NOT). Where is my lava lamp when I need it?
BTW - cover bands suck.
For those interested in a talented upcoming group, check out "Falling At Will" on myspace as they put on a great show and are on the brink of a label.
Best wishes and good health
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| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat, "Intimate" activities, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| My Tags |
 outdoor activities,
music,
concerts,
rock music,
sense of humor,
humor,
german,
heavy metal,
soccer,
florida,
ohio,
listening to music,
live music,
music lover,
rock,
classic rock,
hard rock,
horror movies,
80s music
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| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| hair: | Dark blonde |
| hairstyles: | Shoulder-length, Straight & natural |
| body type: | Few extra pounds |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 205 lbs (94kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Associates degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, European |
| more specifically: | German |
| speaks: | English, German |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Average smoker |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with kids, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Dog(s) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
365/24/7 Single father of two hormonal sons 17 and 14 (please send meds immediately - lol. Wouldn't trade them for the world, but teens can surely test one's patience and makes one wonder...did I do that as a teen?
OMG, my parents' curse came true..."Hope you have kids as bad as you"
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| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Self-employed |
| about my work: |
| Takin Care of Business (name the group) |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Antiquing/collecting, Board games/cards, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Video games, Volunteer work |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
Walking upon the beach; perhaps catching a rock concert in Tally; simply enjoying another's company while dining in either the moonlight or candlelight (dang that was good); just having fun and enjoying laughs and what life has to offer (good and bad).
Perhaps an evening watching the sunset or sunrise from the rustic cabin that exists ;-)
Additional and spontaneous options may exist depending on the mood and situation.
Heck if I know (lmao) |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Nobody is perfect....we all have baggage and/or skeletons in the closet. The nice advantage of living in FL is that we also have the alligators - just kidding.
Somebody that can tolerate my dry sense of humor; my cooking (just ask my sons and forget about baking - there exists a statewide ordinance prohibiting me from baking and participating in bake sales).
I enjoy listening to classic metal while doing errands (or just when the mood strikes me) and watching movies as a family upon designated nights (which obviously varies).
If seeking somebody "politically correct", please such elsewhere. I am far from that and definately am not one that can be stereotyped. While I appear to and give the persona of being stuck in the 70's (lmao), I do not nor will not tolerate drugs, jealousy, fake boobs (lmao), nor those that are 472 y/o but have pics on MD making them appear 29. Am simply the rebellious kind that would still make a parent cringe. There goes my halo.
Am no longer the social bug I once was (kids do that to a person), but tend to get out quite a bit more - especially during soccer season - and have been known to frequent several establishments in Tallahassee for some rock n roll (cover bands suck) and to toss back a few.
A person who is not judgmental nor jealous as I deal with a lot of soccer moms. Most often, not by choice.
I know I have not touched upon everything, but geeeeez.
Should you need any further information, please do not hesitate in emailing me.
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| Ideal Match |
| education: (low) | Some college |
| eyes: (med) | Green, Green brown, Green gray |
| activities: (med) | Antiquing/collecting, Board games/cards, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Movies, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, Sporting events, TV, Video games, Volunteer work |
| ethnicity: (low) | Caucasian, European |
| attributes: (med) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| more specifically: (low) | German |
| speaks: (med) | English, German |
| body type: (med) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Few extra pounds, Slim / Slender |
| willing to relocate: (med) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
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