Fed up...  
I'm pretty much fed up with these damned personals websites. For TEN YEARS I've put my profile on these damned silly sites, in hope of finding someone... and I'm still alone. Simply put... they DON'T...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 180 views | posted Aug 16, 2008 at 12:41 AM

Time for the annual joke!  
What's Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O'furniture!

4 comments | 0 kudos | 99 views | posted Mar 23, 2008 at 12:51 AM

In honour of Groundhog Day...  
I shall eat a sausage biscuit!

3 comments | 0 kudos | 116 views | posted Feb 2, 2008 at 1:09 AM

Over the river and through the woods....  
....that's EXACTLY how my grandmother used to drive!

1 comment | 0 kudos | 149 views | posted Nov 22, 2007 at 8:42 PM

In case anyone is interested...  
...I've added some new photos to my profile.

0 comments | 0 kudos | 179 views | posted Oct 28, 2007 at 12:37 AM

A NOT so "fun fact" about Stormy  
No woman I've dated has ever told me that she loved me.

12 comments | 0 kudos | 304 views | posted May 30, 2007 at 12:53 AM

AWWWWWWWWW!  
I was driving through a nearby neighbourhood today, when I noticed something in the road. It was small, and kind of looked like a rock. I slowed down, and moved over to the left side of the road to ...More...

12 comments | 13 kudos | 245 views | posted May 27, 2007 at 1:06 AM

"Fun Fact" about Stormy!  
I've never tasted coffee!

4 comments | 1 kudo | 158 views | posted May 12, 2007 at 1:02 AM

Another joke I just made up  
What do you call a puerto rican crossed with a chinese porn star?

Juan Hung Lo(HAH!)

2 comments | 0 kudos | 166 views | posted May 4, 2007 at 1:18 AM

Stormy's "word of the day"!  
MOISYBLOP!

2 comments | 0 kudos | 189 views | posted May 1, 2007 at 1:12 AM