http://www.matchdoctor.com/forums-13-0-1.aspxNew Threads for Jokes & Humor on free dating site Matchdoctor.comen-us© Copyright 2000-2009 Online Singles, LLC.Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:51:28 GMTSun, 22 Nov 2009 15:51:28 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/forums-13-0-1.aspxhttp://images.matchdoctor.com/image/logowhite.gif5http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37623_1/Reasons_why_Santa_can_t_be_a_man_feel_free_to_add_more.html- Men can't pack a bag. - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. - Men don't an...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37623_1/Reasons_why_Santa_can_t_be_a_man_feel_free_to_add_more.htmlSat, 21 Nov 2009 10:32:46 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37588_1/The_Parrot.htmlA young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. ...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37588_1/The_Parrot.htmlFri, 20 Nov 2009 11:53:02 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37587_1/a_Short_Fairy_Tale.html [IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a352/Yoda_Rocks2004/Snow%20White%20pictures/snowltd1icon1.jpg[/IMG] [B][color=blue]Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37587_1/a_Short_Fairy_Tale.htmlThu, 19 Nov 2009 15:06:09 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37583_1/The_Ugly_Frog.html THE UGLY FROG An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets see...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37583_1/The_Ugly_Frog.htmlWed, 18 Nov 2009 15:05:41 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37579_1/Map_Of_The_USA.html > > > > A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked > > like. Her Father tore a map of the United States out of > > his magazine and cut it into small pieces. > > > ...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37579_1/Map_Of_The_USA.htmlThu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:45 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37571_1/The_Broken_Lawn_Mower.htmlSubject: BROKEN LAWN MOWER The Broken Lawn Mower Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37571_1/The_Broken_Lawn_Mower.htmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 04:24:17 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37557_1/As_I_mature.htmlI've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care some people are just a$$holes. I'...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37557_1/As_I_mature.htmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 04:30:58 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37554_1/I_think_my_computer_is_screwed_up.html]??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i?? ?s?? ??? si si??. [e59] [e26] [e38] [e17]http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37554_1/I_think_my_computer_is_screwed_up.htmlMon, 16 Nov 2009 12:09:52 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37536_1/A_man_is_sitting_in_a_bar.htmlA man is sitting in a bar, far from home, when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass.." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37536_1/A_man_is_sitting_in_a_bar.htmlSat, 14 Nov 2009 21:21:44 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37529_1/The_Pope_Nancy_Pelosi.htmlThe Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 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In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' ...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37511_1/It_Only_Hurts_When_I_Laugh.htmlSat, 14 Nov 2009 21:22:10 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37509_1/Skinny_Dipping_Old_Men.htmlAn elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several ! years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe cour...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37509_1/Skinny_Dipping_Old_Men.htmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 13:50:46 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37489_1/Sophie_Shirley.htmlSophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says,...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37489_1/Sophie_Shirley.htmlTue, 10 Nov 2009 09:05:58 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37487_1/Where_is_the_Post_Office.htmlWhere Is The Post Office? A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?" The...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37487_1/Where_is_the_Post_Office.htmlSat, 07 Nov 2009 02:28:54 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37484_1/Doctor_Doctor_Give_me_the_News.html Subject: Fw: Fw: Doctor! Doctor! Give Me the News Doctor! Doctor! Give me the News A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retirin...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37484_1/Doctor_Doctor_Give_me_the_News.htmlFri, 06 Nov 2009 20:15:33 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37482_1/A_Few_Tips_on_First_time_Sex.html[B]1. Guys. On having sex with a women for the first time, NEVER take a run up. She won't appreciate the extra dent. 2. Ensure there's a light dimmer switch near the bed. When you reach t...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37482_1/A_Few_Tips_on_First_time_Sex.htmlTue, 10 Nov 2009 09:09:08 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37463_1/Joey_in_the_confessional.html'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' ...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37463_1/Joey_in_the_confessional.htmlThu, 05 Nov 2009 18:47:58 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37451_1/The_Blonde_The_Heart_Attack.html A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'Wh...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37451_1/The_Blonde_The_Heart_Attack.htmlFri, 06 Nov 2009 11:26:33 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37450_1/Parents_Dictionary.html[B]AMNESIA: [/B]condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. [B]DUMB WAITER: [/B]one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. [B]FAMILY PLANNING: [...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37450_1/Parents_Dictionary.htmlTue, 10 Nov 2009 18:44:01 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37434_1/How_to_cause_a_panic_on_Wall_Street.htmlOr any other financial capital for that matter. Do you think I have a warped sense of humour? [e39] OK. 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[e21] http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37425_1/Thanksgiving_thought.htmlTue, 03 Nov 2009 10:13:05 GMThttp://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37423_1/Senior_Health_Care_Solution.htmlSenior Health Care So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to s...http://www.matchdoctor.com/thread_13_37423_1/Senior_Health_Care_Solution.htmlTue, 03 Nov 2009 21:41:01 GMT