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| Aug 15, 2006 @ 2:50 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's
is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him."
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| Aug 27, 2006 @ 3:59 AM |
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Eyes_Wide_Shut
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| Sep 5, 2006 @ 2:59 PM |
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Thor1960303
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A wealthy benefactor is touring the hospital wing that she paid for.She sees a man sitting up in his hospital bed masturbating.She inquires about this to the chief surgeon."Oh he has a medical condition,a very serious one.His semen backs up and if he doesn't have an orgasm every half hour,he'll die."
"Well I guess that can be excused."Said the benefactor.Further in the tour she witnessed a nurse giving another male patient head."Surely there's no excuse for this!" she said,
"Oh yes maam there is,you see this man has the same affliction,just a better health care plan."
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