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Sep 29, 2006 @ 6:06 PM ARE YOU A BITCH?    
AFriendsFirst


Posts: 160
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.


The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No
Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B ., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E , you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it,
"B.I.T.C.H ."

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE, and say
"Thank You!!"
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Sep 29, 2006 @ 8:28 PM ARE YOU A BITCH?    
funguy007


Posts: 144
Ya, been known to travel with vibrator also.


Funguy
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Sep 30, 2006 @ 9:19 PM ARE YOU A BITCH?    
wotwouldjessedo


Posts: 5

Yur BOTH a hoot!!! I wanna be a bitch,,I wanna be a bitch,,,can I can I can I???
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Oct 5, 2006 @ 10:10 PM ARE YOU A BITCH?    
WickedWench


Posts: 1,613
awww wotwould!

Ya don't gotta ask no guy if you can be a B.I.T.C.H.

Ya just are.

I am..
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