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Oct 15, 2006 @ 11:01 AM Blonde Needs to Send a Message

Tiderunner2

Posts: 7 A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother in Poland.

When the man tells her it will be $300 She exclaims, "I don't have any
money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland
!!!!

To that the man ask "Anything"?? And the blonde says "yes..
Anything"!!

With that, the man says "Follow me".. He walks into the next room and
tells her, "Come in and and close the door"..She does!!

He then says "Get on your knees"..She does!!.. He then says take down
my zipper"..She does!!...

He then says "Go ahead...Take it out" With that, she takes it out and
takes hold of it with both hands!

The man then says "Well.. Go ahead"!! She brings her mouth closer to
it, and while holding it close to her lips.. She says "HELLO, MOM"????

Nov 29, 2006 @ 7:04 AM Blonde Needs to Send a Message

sweetsmile273

Posts: 23

May 14, 2007 @ 1:01 AM Blonde Needs to Send a Message

Bud4u2

Posts: 9

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