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Oct 15, 2006 @ 2:41 PM Mafia Don    
one_dimple


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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then.......
pointa to you watch and say "Times up?"
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Oct 17, 2006 @ 11:31 AM Mafia Don    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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Nov 16, 2006 @ 10:30 AM Mafia Don    
carpediem48


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Nov 16, 2006 @ 10:32 AM Mafia Don    
twotall911


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thats agooda ona
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Nov 16, 2006 @ 10:58 AM Mafia Don    
carpediem48


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yup....what he said.....
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