| Nov 23, 2005 @ 3:43 PM |
A request for a raise
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onlylonely938
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Mr. Penis requests a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge head first into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I don't get paid overtime.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious Diseases.
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised,the Administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the Workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags
The Administration.
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| Nov 24, 2005 @ 6:54 AM |
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FloridaDarkAngel
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| Nov 28, 2005 @ 2:48 PM |
A request for a raise
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darkangell
Posts: 89
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  funnier than hell
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| Nov 29, 2005 @ 11:09 PM |
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Angel54214
Posts: 13,296
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Hey I know that guy!
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| Nov 30, 2005 @ 3:58 PM |
A request for a raise
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onlylonely938
Posts: 40
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Happy to see you like it and it make you smile..!!
Very funny Angel.... 
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| Dec 1, 2005 @ 1:16 AM |
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GoodWitchBeth
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Loved it Loved it Loved it!!!!!!!!! 
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| Dec 25, 2005 @ 7:40 AM |
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QTSearch
Posts: 2
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.. It certainly ain't easy being a Dick ..  ..
I've got a head I can't think with ...  
An eye I can't see out of ... 
I have to hang around two nuts all the time ... 
My closest neighbor is a real Asshole ... 
.. And my best friend is a p****!!  
Worst of all, my owner beats me all the time .. 
.. And every time I get excited ..  ..  .. 
I throw up! ..  
And because of Aids, 
I have to wear this rubber suit and
throw up all over myself! 
.. No!! .. .. It ain't easy to be a Dick!! .. ..
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| Dec 26, 2005 @ 2:34 PM |
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warrior420
Posts: 7
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nice...
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| Dec 28, 2005 @ 5:22 AM |
A request for a raise
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onlylonely938
Posts: 40
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Well Q......
what can i say....it sure is't easy I think....
but that don't mean you can have that raise..... 
Thank you anyway for what you have add here...  ...
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 8:08 PM |
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careless30
Posts: 63
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So TRUE so FUNNY!
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| Jun 30, 2007 @ 7:53 PM |
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Sugar_Lee
Posts: 43
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You do have a great sense of humor!
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| Jul 1, 2007 @ 12:44 AM |
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NatGoat
Posts: 4,213
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'Sugar' . . ??? . . Is that YOU . . ???
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| Jul 8, 2007 @ 2:03 AM |
A request for a raise
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enigmasrook
Posts: 234
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| Jul 8, 2007 @ 3:09 PM |
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AFriendsFirst
Posts: 159
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What a great laugh
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| Mar 29 @ 11:35 AM |
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sisa
Posts: 14
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ad i am not a DICK
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| Apr 12 @ 4:19 PM |
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kissmya55
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