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Dec 24, 2006 @ 7:13 PM Holiday Quiz

one_dimple

Posts: 188 It's New Years Eve. Excuse me, 2a.m. New Years Day. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. The pig is squealing, "Happy New Year, Happy New Year." And is weaving in pig fashion all over the road.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Scroll down to find the answer.

Answer:

Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much.

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