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How long till I can get a haircut?


Jan 19, 2007 @ 6:57 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
Heaveninawildflower


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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.”

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, ” How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.”

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says,”About an hour and a half.”

The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes.”

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?”

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your house.”

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Jan 19, 2007 @ 7:43 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
h2otiger


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Is there a milkman in that town, too?
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Jan 19, 2007 @ 9:04 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
SHASTAEAGLE


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A guy pokes his head into a barber shop and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

Barber says, "Nope, just cut hair"
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Jan 21, 2007 @ 11:14 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
redhairNfreckles


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Heaven and Shasta
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Jan 22, 2007 @ 6:01 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
babygirl26lilj


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Jan 23, 2007 @ 8:24 PM How long till I can get a haircut?    
Heaveninawildflower


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Shasta, great!

I was gonna say short and sweet, but well......I thought better of it.
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