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Jan 25, 2007 @ 6:25 PM Unemployment Office

armswide0pen

Posts: 3,308 George and John worked together in a Newfie factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, George was asked his occupation. "Panty stitcher... I stitch the elastic in ladies' panties," he replied.
Being unskilled labour, George was given a wage of $300 dollars a week.

John replied, "Diesel fitter", and since this is skilled work he was given $600 dollars a week.

When George found out John was getting $300 dollars a week more than himself, he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office and demanded to know why his buddy was getting more.

The clerk explained that panty stitching is unskilled work, whereas diesel fitting was skilled work.

"What skill?!?" yelled George ... "I sew the elastic on the panties. John puts them over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter'".

Jan 25, 2007 @ 8:04 PM Unemployment Office

SHASTAEAGLE

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Jan 28, 2007 @ 3:51 PM Unemployment Office

onlylonely938

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